Clearly, he knows what he's talking about.

I knew it!

I had my suspicions, but man was I WAY off!

And here we were blaming the Vodka. Shame on us.

It's aliens. It's always aliens.

I don't get it! who is this guy?

hes one of the commentators on the History channel's show Ancient Aliens. Basically the theories that he supports are all Alien are responsible for everything. Especially rap music because it retards the population paving the way for invasion!

Yep I admit to watching the show, but I laugh because every time I see this guy I know the answer that is coming "It is obviously ancient aliens!"

Look, aliens obviously gave Kalashnikov the plans to the AK47. How is it that nobody, since 1947, has been able to make a more reliable rifle? So when the Saiga 12 fails to cycle, it's obvious that Aliens are testing their ability to take control of the weapon when necessary. Kind of like the Iranians taking control of our spy drones.

this guy is my hero! lol

I always wondered about the hair, looks like someone hit him the back of the head with a fudgesicle.

I always wondered about the hair, looks like someone hit him the back of the head with a fudgesicle.

 

Nah, that's Aliens too

Aliens eat fudgesicles? I dunno, that theory's pretty "out there"...

see kids this is what happens to your hair on drugs