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  1. akastormi

    Well after a beer induced night of bidding on kevlar helments.... I just got out bid on the last one.... LOL Total tallie... Lost 8.... Won 2

    1. Shandlanos

      Shandlanos

      I think I still have a PASGT around somewhere, riddled with bullet holes.

       

      We were bored and did some testing a few years ago.

  2. akastormi

    You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  3. akastormi

    You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  4. akastormi

    You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  5. akastormi

    You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  6. akastormi

    You may find my body in a ditch. But, I will be lying on a bed of brass.

  7. akastormi
    1. ktcm7271

      ktcm7271

      Words to live by!

    2. ThirtyAughtSix

      ThirtyAughtSix

      Hear, hear!

    3. YOT

      YOT

      Aye, Mate.

  8. akastormi

    Their talking about cutting me back open and REBUILDING my ankle. OH JOY! Somthing to look forward to.

    1. David Mark

      David Mark

      Insist on GENUINE Harley Davidson parts this time! JK, hope it all works out for you.

    2. Shandlanos

      Shandlanos

      Could be worse; at least you still have both ankles. Surgery sucks man, I'm not looking forward to having vertebrae fused, then eventually having my knee rebuilt (that's supposed to be in about another ten years)

  9. akastormi

    Drinking Guinness, In one of those "The whole world can eat shit and die" moods.

    1. psl sniper

      psl sniper

      how can you be in a bad mood with guinness? guinness makes everything better.

    2. Nailbomb

      Nailbomb

      Well... sometimes the first one dosn't... thats why you get another. "Try, Try Again!"

    3. VaiFanatic90

      VaiFanatic90

      Dude, that's my favorite beer!! Share some ya jackass!

  10. akastormi

    I got molested! :)

    1. w3rdtoyamama

      w3rdtoyamama

      Hot!

  11. akastormi

    I went to the light side, they had no cookies, I came back.

  12. akastormi

    GINGER!

  13. akastormi

    Not ready to tango on the tables yet. Gotta find a partner that wants to Samba in the sheets.

  14. akastormi

    I got my cast off. I got my cast off., and I still can't walk.

    1. Juggernaut

      Juggernaut

      just week from the cast??

    2. Juggernaut

      Juggernaut

      weak, that is...

  15. akastormi

    Cast off is in 69 1/2 hours

    1. Juggernaut

      Juggernaut

      bon voyage!

  16. akastormi

    It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

  17. akastormi

    Don't take life so seriously; it's not permanent.

  18. akastormi

    Rule for the day; Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    1. Bean.223

      Bean.223

      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOO!

    2. Makc

      Makc

      I bet the result is quite interesting and entertaining! (Especially to your friends, who put those pills in you beer mug while you were relieving yourself in the restroom after another round!)

  19. akastormi

    I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.

    1. Klassy Kalashnikov

      Klassy Kalashnikov

      it's ok, i do the same thing too.

    2. Stansplace

      Stansplace

      Yea, me too. I suffer from the dreaded thinker problem as well.

  20. akastormi

    If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

  21. akastormi

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

    1. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      Purple at first?

    2. mav

      mav

      white?

    3. vitamink

      vitamink

      black...after decomposing

  22. akastormi

    Phones, forms, what happened to sitting down and talking to a person? Not a computer. I might be following Shooter, F New York State!

    1. 22_Shooter

      22_Shooter

      Come on down, bro! This freedom tastes goooooood!

  23. akastormi

    Must blow something up today!

  24. akastormi

    Do not gaze at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup, when it goes down smoothly!

  25. akastormi

    I want out of this cast!!!! 5 more weeks, I wanta cry.

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