Police Sensitivity
Chicago, Il. 12/10/08
Chicago Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in
the Chicago River . The victim apparently drowned due to excessive
narcotics consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap on dildo, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a
cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the
victim's family any embarrassment.