Zombieland

Super Tucano sounds like something someone would order from Taco Bell. I would like a big beef burito, 29 super tucanos, an order of cheesy fiesta potatoes and a large baja blast mountain dew please.

Its always nice when your wife helps you blow your wad!

That shoulder thingy that goes up looks dangerous!

Its no easy task for the right to win the propaganda fight in America when the left owns Hollywood controls most of the media and uses our schools to brainwash the youth.

Even Obama supporters have their own monument!

How many Obamuments do these whiny ass-clowns need? Isn't this enough?

Somehow I have a feeling that if you told a progressive liberal POC "Person Of Color"(because white is not a color,just like zero is not a number, 2+2=5, and illegal aliens are just immigrants without papers.)That they couldn't be a snowflake. You would be called a racist, given a lecture on inclusionism and maybe even a pamphlet about bullying .

This guy must really hate that milk crate!

I got a laugh from this. Thank you. I already know several recipes for a good quickie though. Sometimes if I'm really feeling lazy I'll just throw the credit card on the floor and wait for the wife to pick it up. Never made a quiche. Its kind of like an omelette baked in a pot pie crust?

Recipe?

Do you think the "L" stands for Loser, Leftist, Liberal, Lesbian, or all of the above? She looks so young in that old photo!

My main intention was to point out how ignorant and dangerous the rhetoric of the"progressive" left is. From the tippy top of the hierarchy to the deep dark blm bottom. Its also an open invitation to point out how god damn butt-fugly these old vultures are. *on a side note i've heard from a reliable source that Madeleine was so ugly as a child that her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so that the family dog would play with her*

She scored this gig too. Probably saved the studio a fortune using her own make up!

Former Secretary of State and current Crypt Keeper body double Madeleine Albright has vowed to register as a Muslim if POTUS Donald J. Trump creates such a registry. Is there a disgusting old Commie hag registry that she can join for practice?

BO and company are currently on vacation in British Virgin Islands following the vacation to Palm Springs they took when they left the White House. Apparently destroying America for the past 8 years has really been exhausting for them.

Fuck Mclame and Lindsey Gayman! Jealous loser haters that couldn't make the cut! SAD!

Same reason less people on the mall at the inauguration WE have jobs and responsibilities! The obama crowd had neither BH ...the security perimeter was a LOT farther back this time too. Note the press didn't show the ENTIRE area, just from the security checkpoints forward. Also had protestors blocking access to the mall.

Time to buy more ammo! Buy it cheap & stack it deep!

Maybe a copy of this?

YES! Make America Great Again! Go the hell away, and shut the fuck up! It's our turn!

Ol' gender bender Jenner! I've heard him and Michael Obama have the same doctor. Maybe for some spirit cooking with the Clintons? I thought this was a Michael Obama mask at first! I was thinking like what, is Barry going to put it on and try to be on top for a change? It'd be an improvement! ...or this... I can't wait until POTUS Trump starts building the wall and the extreme leftists on the left coast start castrating themselves!

Make America Great Again hats.

What's in the box? What did the beautiful new FLOTUS give to the tranny before he/she was booted out of the White House? A diamond encrusted solid gold strap-on shaped like a 1/32 scale replica of Trump Tower? Barry's real birth certificate and four one way tickets to Kenya? Copies of 30,000 some odd emails proving Obama and Shitlery are guilty of high treason? Dog poop collected from the White House lawn? Any guess's?