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  1. I like it when somoen owes me a grand or better. makes this all the much easier. its time, settle up with me or im gonna light it up. you owe me THOUSANDS of fuckin dollars with your buddies.

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    2. Dad2142Dad

      Dad2142Dad

      I can make a booger talk

    3. chevyman097

      chevyman097

      I think hes pist about something

    4. YOT

      YOT

      Well, I know who doesn't owe him anything.

       

  2. Putting an offer in on a house tomorrow. Cash is King, but not to a bank!

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    2. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Good luck, hope they accept!

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      4am, still awake with decisions and thoughts, house boat? naw, we have a fleet down here, dont need that, taxes will be 20$ a month where im going maybe. thanks for the good wishes, folks!!! CASH IS KING

       

    4. G O B

      G O B

      Good luck old friend. I am trying to sell my house here in MD and I can't even give it away! Any buyer with cash will get some attention!

  3. Insomnia bites ass...ever wonder what it feels like to be dead tired, laying down, and half asleep, but your brain refuses to shut down? FRUSTRATING. I have grout to do and a toilet to install before noon, even...good thing Ive dealt with this since I was a kid, or it'd make me nuts, I tell ya...

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    2. Cobra 76 two

      Cobra 76 two

      I deal with it by sitting down with something to read... (NOT on a computer..)usually makes me sleepy. If that doesn't work then I attack the problems in my mind that usually keep me from sleep, like this pile of bolts and triggers I'll be working on til about 3 or so. Then I'm so fuckin tired when I finish I have no problem laying down and it's lights out in less than 5 minutes.

      Dude just don't EVER get dependant on any prescription meds, for any reason other than t...

    3. Cobra 76 two

      Cobra 76 two

      ...to save your own life. Fuck I just wrote a bunch of shit that didn't post.....ah well screw it... google Fentanyl.... and that shit will almost kill you while helping save you, especially when mixed with heavy doses of liquid Oxycodone for 3/4 to a year of your life. Getting off that shit is the hard part. Spent many many sleepless and crazy nights with withdrawal cramps in the legs and ankles as soon as I laid down dead tired. .06's post reminded me of all the miles I walked out o...

    4. Cobra 76 two

      Cobra 76 two

      lol...you get the idea screw it...

      God luck my friend.

       

       

  4. donald trump had better run for president. he HAS to run....

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    2. jamesmadison

      jamesmadison

      I should say he's better than Barry and who else does any other party have that would have a shot?

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      i dont care. i WILL vote for him. period. ill fight him on the gun thing, hes from new yawk, and needs being told on that later.

    4. chevyman097

      chevyman097

      Trump is a business man, period, Washington will eat him alive.....not saying his financial ability cant help the country, but he doesnt know what he is in for.

       

      The problem is deep.....very deep.

  5. you guys are gonna be mad, but I just got about 20 fishin lures in the mail from china for twenty bucks...considering i bought them to experiment and lose them in place of 7-10 dollar lures, and none of those are made in the US, I think i did pretty good!!

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      LOL rust, lead, radiation, its all good! All i know is i ran a ten dollar rapala into the bottom of the lake while trolling and lost it before i fished it much, so i got these to lose them and see what bait profile works around here...mr bass aint gonna care, but im gonna be pissed if i lose a ten pounder because a hook bent straight! :D

       

    3. csspecs

      csspecs

      I'd bet the fish will smell those a mile away. They'll smell like a harbor freight store.

    4. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      did you guys tell the fish its a commie lure or something? wtf? LOL, baw, water was too murky today for a good depth test...shit

       

  6. who wants the PD MP5s? hmm? i want 13%

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      a transferrable MP5 is big bucks, yes. Im not hooking anyone up for fucking free anymore, like in the past, to just watch tens of thousands go on by and not get a dime out of it...fuck that

       

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      an SOT 02/07 would have to buy them, and resell them after some paperwork....couple parts guns with it too, its a good deal....im not the entity, but i aint hooking anyone up for free anymore. already been down that road and been fucked. my commision will be in the multiple thousand range on this, if there is a taker....if not, ill secure other means to make money on the deal....

    4. gregomega

      gregomega

      That's understandable. I was just trying to get an idea. I've seen normal 9mm MP5s go for $2000+ I wouldn't expect you or anyone to hook someone up like that for free and would compensate whoever if they tried to anyway. Well good luck anyway Ben. Have a good day

  7. woke up at 4am, now im bored, time to go find mr bass

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      actually, DaveM - its the fish of 10,000 casts. your best bet is to go where they stock them.

    3. David Mark

      David Mark

      I stand corrected Ben. You are correct. Mine is a Tiger Muskie. Cross between a Pike and a True Muskie. Caught in a lake near me with a stocking program.

    4. Bvamp
  8. anybody in the market for a transferrable thompson? My grampa's buddy in vegas is taking offers on al capones registerred tommy gun. no window shopping, price starts in 6 figures. theres only a couple of you on here that can even afford it.

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      no window shopping, interested or not. no pictures. it is bonufied.

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      and believe you me, i would show Juggs. no pictures. its the real deal. 200k starting price, it is located in Las Vegas. Its the real one, guys...

    4. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      if noone wants it, its going back in the cupboard for ten years

       

  9. threatened to cut the red swastik off the neighbor's kid's arm last week. we will get over it. no reason to put a lock on the gate, though. NEVER put the lock on the gate, no matter how pissed off you might be....

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    2. BpS12

      BpS12

      why do you wanna cut a swastika off a kids arm?

    3. Shandlanos
    4. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      Just cut the kid's arm off right under the Swastika.

      Tell him you left it there because you wouldn't want to infringe on his freedom of speech.

      >:)

       

  10. WOW WOW WOW....are people that fucking stupid? Im starting to go the lines of that dude down there, and fuck this site!! fucking living experts that dont know thier ass from a hole in the ground.

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    2. jamesmadison
    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      no, no, the chicken fucker incident was long ago....hahah. iu had forgotten about that, actually.....THAT shut dudes up, thats for sure!!!

    4. jamesmadison
  11. got in 50 pounds of retro video game stock. 5 systems, ten controllers, about 50 games....and I gotta TEST it all....ugh...

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      oh, and that doesnt include collectible old PC hardware, the 20+ game systems, 9 zillion controllers, and all the empty boxes and manuals without games to fill them yet...its nuts in the room today with the reorganizing im doing during my sales lull this week

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      oh yeh, I have about 200 PC games in different states...wait wait, yeh, I have more stuff...gahd damn....just think, I started in june with 50 bucks and a few gun parts. I pulled out about 350 when I abosolutely had to, and I have a massive pile of stuff that will resell. Im a goddamn capitalist!!

    4. VaiFanatic90

      VaiFanatic90

      Nice nice!!! Hahaha, gotta do whatcha gotta do!

  12. Working out details to open my own shop.

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    2. paprotective

      paprotective

      def. good luck.. plan on VERY long hours.. but it does pay off in YOU are YOUR OWN boss..

    3. IcemanIceland
    4. schultze13

      schultze13

      Good luck with the shop and I can't wait for the formal post.

  13. my stress has hit about 20 on a scale of one to ten....

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    2. Dad2142Dad

      Dad2142Dad

      Your the one in control of yourself, don't let it get bad.

    3. David Mark

      David Mark

      Sounds like you need to get laid.

    4. Agent Lemon

      Agent Lemon

      At least you know that things can only get better at this point, right?

  14. off to get my saiga out of pawn...i cant believe dude held it for me.

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    2. Nailbomb

      Nailbomb

      Good to hear he did!

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      i figured he would, seeing how he was choice number three to team up with the distributorship RAAC handed me three years ago......

    4. psl sniper

      psl sniper

      i cant believe you pawned it.

  15. found out the Ex's young daughter was raped this past weekend by an internet predator or osme shit. not too happy right now, wont be posting for a few days due to being in a contained rage right now.

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    2. swells08

      swells08

      So she was raped by an internet predator, sucks that she was able to be dupped into giving out enough info that it could happen...kids have way too much available to get into this kind of trouble...I hope it works out as best it can man.

    3. mlmartis

      mlmartis

      Screw that man. I would catch the bastard, real discretely, and mutilate him. Leave his body in front of the courthouse. Have several good alibi's. Never get caught.

    4. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      you guys arent helping. Im still in FL. please keep the comments reserved. its GOODim 1500 miles away

  16. I just realised that my Saiga 12 turned 10 this month. Manuf. March of 2001.

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    2. YARP

      YARP

      That would be sick, gotta a good idea on round count? I'd love to hear that.

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      I lost count around 20,000 rounds four or five years ago. maybe 30,000. cleaned THREE TIMES, bone stock, and never been fucked with, and its been intentional...im trying to formulate the format of the post.

    4. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      oh, and i remember all the abuse i did to it over the years as well.

  17. I literally took over an hour to type something and proof read it and get it right, and my damn power cord was unplugged and the laptop died. POOF GONE. second pass is easier I guess. damn....

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    2. ThirtyAughtSix

      ThirtyAughtSix

      holy shit juggs, I think that's the coolest thing I've heard all year

    3. SaigaNoobie

      SaigaNoobie

      reminds me of the time i wrote 3 pages of my 5 page essay and the power went out... i learned to save every 10-15 mins after that.

    4. YARP

      YARP

      LOL! at all of you!

       

  18. had to reitre my 20 year old password that stayed up to even the mainframes at IBM....at least i only wasted 4 months on the woman that caused that change....

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      max, im sorry i couldnt drop everything.

    3. Makc

      Makc

      No one ever asked you to "drop everything"… But that does not really matter at this point… That train has left the station a while back…

    4. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      yeh man. when you are broke, that means you dont have any money, not that you dont want to touch the little you have, but BROKE. cant travel on an empty pocket, even if the airfare is paid, dude. sorry, see ya around man.

  19. just used my beer drinking skills to find out who stole all the marine batteries out of dad's canal this past week.... its the garbage man's son. tough one. real tough. I guess the senoir citizen is gonna handle it...

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    2. Paulyski
    3. Paulyski

      Paulyski

      .....saddlebag straps weren't unbuckled in the morning when he'd go out to his bike any more after that...

       

      Well, except for that one last day.

    4. jw_shultz

      jw_shultz

      Ha ha! Awesome!

  20. after some information negotiating over beer, mapquest and visual ID, and then going to a particular scrapyard and locating my dad's stolen property, someone and his buddy are looking at almost 15 counts of burglary for stealing everyone's boat batteries from my dad's canal last week. sherriff and detectives were pretty pleased and are in the process of doing thier part.

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    2. Spartacus

      Spartacus

      Great to see bad guys taken down!

    3. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      dont steal from my Kin. The next step is that they might come after us, but I already have the bullseye on their forehead.

       

      bad idea. if you cant do the time, dont do the f'n crime, idiots....

    4. jw_shultz

      jw_shultz

      Tie a battery around their necks & throw them off the boat!

  21. "We are now going to your friends"/ "and if you attempt run or we are insulted, we will blow your brains out.

  22. Somehow I managed to fill a 1/2 TB drive in two days...

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    2. Azkamidaka
    3. TheDeacon

      TheDeacon

      Video? Tsk, piracy? (kidding of course)

    4. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      why save porn? Nah, I have a bad habit of hording ISOs. Hell, I have a certified copy of all of IBM's software used across the entire company in 2001. I dont like to delete stuff....

       

  23. so XP is finally dicontinued? I still have two machines with it on there, guess ILL KEEP IT WHERE IT IS. What I am doing is enhancing my firewalls, and doing other crap. to me? not a big deal....to you other folks? upgrade soon.

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      almost 95% of my old and tested hardware has shipped overseas....just a heads up

       

    3. Maxwelhse

      Maxwelhse

      XP has been defacto discontinued for at least 5 years... Still rocking XP right now. It's a good OS.

    4. Spartacus

      Spartacus

      Other than still being a little flimsy on stability it still works fine. I like Windows 7 better with someof the useless crap turned off. Win-8 sucks balls.

  24. I think its time to drag the personal saiga 12 through the water as a boat anchor or hevy trolling lure this week and film it.... the final abuse....

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    2. SaigaNoobie
    3. echoside190
    4. Cobra 76 two

      Cobra 76 two

      Stick it inside a rubber seal or a mannequin first.

      Rig up a camera to it and pull it backwards. Then have a separate line running to the trigger you can pull to blast Mr Gator when he comes swimmin up behind to check it out...lol.

  25. I listed two rare and old CPUs from my chip collection, and they sold within hours, and NOT at scrapping price!! TEE HEE.

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    2. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      I did long ago, and discovered that I cant stand the corporate world, and I dont want to have some n00b standing over me at their house for an hour asking me to explain what im doing when I fix their shit. yeh, no thanks.

    3. Cobra 76 two

      Cobra 76 two

      Hourly rates...

      1. X amount

      2. XX amount if you watch

      3. XXX amount if you help....lol

       

      Saw this sign posted in a bike shop once. Awesome logic!

    4. Bvamp

      Bvamp

      I already have an old fart fee, a pain in the ass fee, and a know it all fee....

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