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  1. I'd fly down there just to s**t on one of their streets if I could hold it that long. 🀨 I wonder if taking a nice big Mr. softy type shite (think of the cup in 2 girls, 1 cup here ) would be considered "gentrification" in SF?
  2. They're probably masturbating about a bunch of guns going in the smelter anyway, so it would add a note of realism to their fantasy. Wonder if a six million scoville unit hot sauce would even bother a skanky SF bitch with nine piercings in her vag anyway? Live a little dangerously. I would be f**ked if I would die suddenly, and they did an investigation on my computer's browser history. I was just testing to see if Linux was truly secure. Yeah, that's the excuse I'm sticking to... Would be funny if the agent checking out the computer got caught rubbing one off...
  3. G_ddamn, I'd rather go shooting than watch most of those skanks rub one out.
  4. This is what us gun owners are up against. Philadelphia apparently has one too. Come to think of it, there are a bunch of gun haters in Philly too (usually the ones doing the illegal shootings in the first place, who "crocodile tear" that something needs to be done about all the crazy gun violence in the city to the news media when they finally show up).
  5. Or make Ebola transferable by body fluids the next time they have one of their masturbate-a-thons. And I shit you not about those masturebate-a-thons. Google it if you don't believe me. πŸ™„ Darn, no wiener pulling emoji on the forum here either for emphasis. πŸ˜„
  6. Just a ploy to take the heat off of them for all the junkie/homeless shit piles that are piling up on their streets now.
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    Annoying

    Aiee, Chinese nuke incoming! πŸ˜„
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    Annoying

    Well, since he's apparently Asian. https://efukt.com/20594_Bitch!_You_Broke_My_Dick!.html
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    RIP KrisFox

    Um, maybe I'm stupid (most likely ), but why would he post as Kris Fox if his name was really Aaron Thiel? Anyway, so sad to hear this.
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    Slide fire?

    Naw, I'm still here. I just hate the new version of Linux I'm stuck with. πŸ˜’ They discontinued my beloved Rekonq browser in it. Now if I search for porn, I have to deal with erasing 1,000 porn site cookies afterwards in FireFox. 😑 Anyway, hope your Christmas (and New Years (and everybody else's here)) was good too.
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    Slide fire?

    The problem is if they ever find a magazine that holds 10+ rounds (after a house fire, for instance) and you are unfortunate enough to live in Joisy, you know that person is going to be used as an example for defying their stupid edict. πŸ™„ I bet Governor Murphy's security detail still gets to put 15+ round magazines into their handguns though. 🀬
  12. He's probably passed out drunk somewhere about now. πŸΊπŸ™„
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    Los Angeles Cocksucking Lawyers

    classic! BTW - I have a bunch of Corona Lites and Lienenkugel Summer Shandy's in my beer fridge, and since they taste like s**t (and might even have Mexican saliva in them ), I was thinking about doing an anal enema with them (I heard that you can get really f**ked up doing that? ). Now being that you are expert lawyers of all things asshole related, I was wondering if you could un-block your telephone number in case I do get a DUI doing just exactly that? BTW - I can afford to sit in prison for awhile since I'm sure my anus will be numb with all the pseudo beer that went up in it. Hopefully, I won't need any buttsex litigation afterwards. P.S. - Ms. Davi, you have such white teeth in that picture (which I assume is you?). Is that possibly from all the horse semen?
  14. Or Michelle with special guest Hillary Clinton in "I'm disappointed in this deplorable county of racists."* *(make sure you buy your tickets first if you are White though, and absolutely no refunds).
  15. Wuss. (Admit it, you did take a peek at it).
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