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Gaddis

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  1. 23 hours ago, patriot said:

    No shit. Most of us on here would rather go shooting compared to almost anything.

    I'd sure like to sneak some hot sauce in their lube......

    Heavenly-Heat-Meet-Your-Maker-Retribution-Sauce SIX MILLION SCOVILLE

    That'd be hilarious!

    They're probably masturbating about a bunch of guns going in the smelter anyway, so it would add a note of realism to their fantasy.  Wonder if a six million scoville  unit hot sauce would even bother a skanky SF bitch with nine piercings in her vag anyway? :unsure:

    18 hours ago, Juggernaut said:

    now I need to flush my browser...

    Live a little dangerously. :lol: :up:

    I would be f**ked if I would die suddenly, and they did an investigation on my computer's browser history.  I was just testing to see if Linux was truly secure.  Yeah, that's the excuse I'm sticking to...:devil:

     

    Would be funny if the agent checking out the computer got caught rubbing one off... :eek:  :blush:

  2. 23 hours ago, patriot said:

    I didn't believe it, so I googled it. Really. Fucking weirdos. 

    https://archives.sfweekly.com/sanfrancisco/10th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-really-nsfw/Slideshow/2698180

     

    This is what us gun owners are up against.  Philadelphia :eek: apparently has one too. :rolleyes:

     

    Come to think of it, there are a bunch of gun haters in Philly too (usually the ones doing the illegal shootings in the first place, who "crocodile tear" that something needs to be done about all the crazy gun violence in the city to the news media when they finally show up). :rolleyes:

     

     

  3. 11 hours ago, sjgusmc21 said:

    Holy shit Gaddis, thought you were gone.  Hope you and yours had a great Christmas!

    Naw, I'm still here.  I just hate the new version of Linux I'm stuck with.  😒

    They discontinued my beloved Rekonq browser in it.  Now if I search for porn, I have to deal with erasing 1,000 porn site cookies afterwards in FireFox. 😡

    Anyway, hope your Christmas (and New Years (and everybody else's here)) was good too. :up:

  4. 7 hours ago, G O B said:

    Unenforceable laws are just that- UNENFORCEABLE .  The fact that they ARE unenforceable makes any Court that rules them legal look like IDIOTS!  This may be the downfall of many anti's. Blatantly STUPID behavior will lose them the support of those who have yet to be educated into idiocy.

    The problem is if they ever find a magazine that holds 10+ rounds (after a house fire, for instance) and you are unfortunate enough to live in Joisy, you know that person is going to be used as an example for defying their stupid edict. 🙄

     

    I bet Governor Murphy's security detail still gets to put 15+ round magazines into their handguns though. 🤬

     

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  5. :lolol: classic! :up:

     

    BTW - I have a bunch of Corona Lites and Lienenkugel Summer Shandy's in my beer fridge, and since they taste like s**t (and might even have Mexican saliva in them :unsure: ), I was thinking about doing an anal enema with them (I heard that you can get really f**ked up doing that? :unsure: ).  Now being that you are expert lawyers of all things asshole related, I was wondering if you could un-block your telephone number in case I do get a DUI doing just exactly that? 026.gif 

     

    BTW - I can afford to sit in prison for awhile since I'm sure my anus will be numb with all the pseudo beer that went up in it.  Hopefully, I won't need any buttsex litigation afterwards.  f0ckers.gifmellow.png 

     

    P.S. - Ms. Davi, you have such white teeth in that picture (which I assume is you?).  Is that possibly from all the horse semen? greedy.gif

  6. we have  pro gun rallys here in the north west with a meager turn out because republicans WORK to pay for the snowflakes getting dole checks that can jump off mommies basement couch to terrorize a city in a so called protest which becomes a riot that gets watched by the to serve and protect group

     

     

    Well, there you go.  I think you answered your own rant right there.  Snowflakes can go out and scream about shit (most of them know little to nothing about anyway rolleyes.gif ) because most don't have jobs they have to show up for.  Then they got dumb f**k NFL team owners (Robert Kraft) and Hollyweird assholes funding their whine fests too. mad.gif

     

    I agree, the NRA is probably pretty bloated and pays it's executives too much.  I don't think they get much help though (being a non profit) fighting in court rooms every day trying to tamp down stupid gun control bills.  Compare that to the millions of tax 012.gif012.gif012.gif spent by all the Progressive government groups out there in the witch hunt trying to force Trump out of office (as an example).  If anything, you should probably be more pissed off by that.  Don't waste my tax dollars trying to impeach someone just because you have sour grapes sand in your vagina now because your suck ass candidate got trounced fairly in the election.

     

    If it pisses you off so much, do like I (sometimes) do.  Donate once, and throw away any other shit they send you in that same calender month.  Then don't be a hypocrite too by eating at Ellen's in the west end (if you live in Dallas).  $3.00 dollars for a f**king cup of coffee or a glass of milk is only paid by snowflakes, dipshits, and rubes. laugh.png

     

    https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Dallas-Restaurants-Receipt-Message-to-the-NRA-481833031.html

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  7. So, WTF?   Where they supposed to go and vote for you too? :unsure:

     

    That's basically what GOA and the rest do also.  My mailbox is usually chock full of GOA, SAF, CCRKBA, etc. postcards and "please give us more :dollar: :dollar: :dollar: donation vouchers. :rolleyes:

     

    F.Y.I. - one of my douchebag little nieces thought it would be funny to send in a small donation to the DNC years ago in my name for an April Fools joke 30+ years ago.  And even though I've been telling them by phone to piss off and leave me alone when they beg call most mornings, I'm still getting shit from them.  They actually had the gall to send me a "help Billy out of his legal troubles" donation form (help pay WJC's legal fees) just because he apparently couldn't keep his pecker in his pants about 20+ years ago. :angry:

     

    Was thinking about wiping my ass with that particular donation form, and sending it back to them.  Didn't think the USPS would take that too lightly though with the Anthrax scares and shit going on around that time. :lol: 

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  8. In other news, looks like Yeti joined the anti-NRA bandwagon and is now getting raked over the coals on FB for it.......

     

    Will they ever learn?

     

    Well, since the Chinese probably don't want Americans to be too well armed if the s**t ever hits the fan anyway...rolleyes.gif

     

    See, they even named their overpriced crap "Yeti" (unlike the American name of Bigfoot) so you can tell it apart from any domestic produced product that works just as well (for less 012.gif012.gif012.gif on top of it all) and not buy it. nonono.gif

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  9. I wonder if they sell dildos in some of the stores like overstock.com does? :unsure:

     

    Looking at some of the fat female snowflakes who showed up at some of todays anti-gun rallies, a half-assed workout with a dildo is probably the most exercise most of them get. Johnboy.gif

     

    But since most are probably strictly dickless dykes anyway, they probably just go to Taco Bell after the rally with the girlfriend and have tacos two ways. laugh.png  

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