Gaddis

Pay per view fights usually don't have BLM riots going on in front of them though. Remember, that's a bona fide Sista being unfairly locked up under the white devil's laws again.

Pouring hot road tar in those months is pretty far up on the suck scale too. Yeah, you can fall off a roof to a lifetime of paralysis (or even death), but I never heard of a roofer getting hit by a car while up on said roof by someone busy texting or getting a driver's seat hummer in a 1,500+ lb. vehicle and not seeing the orange safety cones.

At most North Jersey Wal Marts, you'd probably get your ass beat by the cashier (and most of the store staff ) if you laid this down to pay for your shit. Would you be kind enough to get a carton of Newports while you are at it?

Katee's much younger than Christina. You have to take that into account too when dealing with being blessed with major cleavage. I'm not even sure that Christina ever appeared nude voluntarily. All I can find on her are some supposedly leaked cell phone photos that are suspect themselves. Christ, she looks like a schoolmarm here. Major boner deflater. Here's a ginger that I find hot (Karen Gillan from Oculus). Not stacked like Christina or Katee, but being a true Scot lass, the hair color only (probably?) partially comes out of a bottle.

Katee still gets my vote. Not that there's anything wrong with Christina. Let's see if this works yet. Wish this was the video with the music soundtrack in the background. Or the one splashing around in the lake. Don't expect to find that one pasted on YouTube any time soon.

Agreed.

And, instead of being a whiny little forum nazi (constantly bitching that what me and JDeko posts offends you all the time), why don't you contribute some? Indy says he wants to see some pics of teats and (furburger)meat. All you have contributed so far is a bunch of whining. Oh, and BTW...

Oh man, I guess you told me off there. As for your headjob fetish, here ya go. Too bad she's not nude though. BTW - some of the girls still want to say "Hi" to you. Damn, even one of the Olsen twins.

Dammit, now I can't stop.

Blow me. You need to learn some common sense. Well, that's certainly uncalled for. Lemme see, what fits better here? Or: And to prove I'm still a good sport about things: Ladies, please help me out here

Does "nasty" include Rosa? So, is everyone happy now? Let's all gather in a big circle and sing Kumbya (or however the hell it's spelled?) here.

Damn, I didn't realize this wasn't being posted into one of the password protected (snowflake) forums. Sorry guys! Heh, I just realized that Granny's meatflaps look like some of the alien mouths in the Rick -n- Morty cartoons.

Wouldn't want you to rip out those hip replacement stitches, so: Well, she DOES have a gun. Cute face, but G_ddanm. My what Arby's quality roast beef curtains you have, Granny. Too late.

I bet Rosa's shake like that too.

Different pain that pain med surprisingly don't work for. That's usually when you realize just how religious you are. Please, God... Look at the non-Viagra wood I'm (usually?) sporting after a good constipated poop passes through though. Dude you are so wrong on so many levels! Is there anything that doesn't give you a boner? I imagine I'd have to sneak a carrot into the bed if Rosa Delauro (D-Conn) slipped in and wanted a romp. That, or pinch a big consto poop and shut my eyes tightly for 3 (or so) minutes afterwards. I still have some standards. Hey, are

Different pain that pain med surprisingly don't work for. That's usually when you realize just how religious you are. Please, God... Look at the non-Viagra wood I'm (usually?) sporting after a good constipated poop passes through though.

She better watch out, going after Loretta Lynch might get her Seth Rich'ed Two Democrat Crackers laying on the cold concrete.

I would probably be punching out windows and the like myself if all I still had left was a nub. Anyone here have any luck using Tapatalk on the forum?

Some asshats actually do it for fun. https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f3/185814d1290366783-darwin-sticks-his-tinfoiled-wrapped-penis-into-power-outlet-darwin-sticks-his-tinfoiled-wrapped-penis-into-power-outlet.mp4

Gaddis, what is it with you and wieners?

It didn't hit you on the tip of your wiener, did it? Just hacking on you.

You trust the crazy cat lady and her husband? Well, I figured sine Duane probably was a Liberal and wasn't carrying a gun at the time...

And Snopes proves me wrong. http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/eatapeach.asp

I thought Duane crashed his motorcycle into a truck carrying peaches? Thus the title of the album "Eat A Peach"

She could also sub for Ronald McDonald too with her fake ass red hairdoo, except I think Ronald looked much better than her in the head chop parody. Bitch actually looked like she was a few cans short of a six pack (thanks Bill Paxton ) in that clip I saw of her holding up Trump's severed head.