Gaddis

Obama's cut off head would have probably gotten more work done than his body because it coudn't hold a golf club (unless in the teeth somehow? ). As a bonus, you could always send his head in a FedEx box (not at the taxpayers expense in Air Force 1 (Michelle & the girls were probably using it anyway ) if the Saudi Prince and Japanese Emperor ever needed some head and couldn't wait until he visited their respective countries again.

I don't find any of the current crop of Left wing female comics funny myself. You got pudgy, square tits (Sarah Silverman), fat bulldog looking bitch (Amy Schumer (who I would probably still bone, but real aggressively though )), Wanda (Dindu nuffin) Sykes (for some diversity in the above group ), and of course Kathy Griffin now who looked like the butt-fugly mannequin that stores always tried to hide in the back storeroom so the customers all wouldn't be scared away with a fire engine (obviously fake) red wig on. If they didn't talk about their fishy smelling vaginas, and crack un

I know my Grandfather (on my Mom's side) who was an avowed atheist (because he always thought it was hypocritical for the Vatican to have billions of dollars in assets yet they gave none of it to the poor who they then also encouraged to procreate as much as possible ) exclaimed "look how beautiful it all is" just before he passed away after being given a too large dose of insulin (even though he wasn't even a diabetic) after going to the local hospital in Austria for a heart attack he had suffered. If I learned anything from all this, it's: 1. If he saw something, and then exclaimed

Shit, the .410 Contender barrel is almost enough already. What was that Burt Reynolds movie years ago (Sharkey's Machine) where the perp shoots the front of a semi truck cab, and it blows up?

So sorry to hear about your loss, JDeko. Like others have said here, he sounds like he was a stand up guy. I think there is something to this "we'll see them again" stuff too. Never had any deceased human family members come and visit me from the afterlife yet (Gaddis, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long? ), but I could have sworn the dog I grew up with (a German Shepard named Baron) tried coming to visit me when he passed away. He died at night from what they think was a stroke (he was an old dog (16+ years old) at the time) while I was stationed at Ft. Devens, and I woke

I got into the Easter basket too much & then got the runs. Used cheap TP to clean up too, so probably a tree and 1/2 went down the pipes along with at least 25 gallons of flush water. Suck on that, environment pukes.

Well, at least he wasn't found buck nekkid in the shower like that outer asshat burglar. "Where ya keep the hot sauce, bitch?"

"Yeah, well what you plan and what happens ain't ever been exactly similar!" - Jayne Cobb "Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?" ~ Jayne Cobb Jayne Cobb meet Animal Mother meet Jayne Cobb and so on... Yep same guy., Even more refreshing to hear from a Baldwin brother: "Alex doesn't speak for all of us." I think it was Stephen who said that.

Yeah, HBD, MakC! Just sit and relax. I'll take care of clean up.

Who's the fellow who did Obama's birth certificate? You could also have paperwork drafted up on a few fully automatic loaders while you're at it.

Even more to the point (when a confused gender snowflake type shows up in the wrong bathroom).

Probably end up shooting himself the way most wanna be "Thugs" shoot. Would be funny if a whole line of vehicles with Trump bumper stickers would pull up in the parking lot. Don't let my bumper nuts accidentally fall into your mouth while your back there removing my Trump sticker, Raheem.

Even if you leave the foreskin on?

Well, if were ever to happen, and I was flying a "Honey-wagon" type aircraft with a full tank in the cargo area, and I was suicidal, and the "face" suddenly came into view....

I'd have to say that (considering all the tracks on the album) that "Ride The Lightning" is probably Metallica's best work so far.

Huh? I have a Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum 16.5" ported (Predator, I think it was referred to? ) barrel on it. Damn fine accurate little firearm. You do know that the original Marlin factory was sold to Remington not all that long ago, right? I haven't heard any real stellar reports about the Rem-Marlin lever actions quality though. Ooops, slightly late to the party I am I see.

I hear you're supposed to run something called bleachtit on them.

Notice the name of company that created it. http://poki.com/en/g/red-ball

I come from an old European line of stock. I can actually imagine my Mom (or Austrian Grandma, if she were still alive ) cleaning me up (break off (or push it back up from whence it came) that turd that's sticking halfway out ) before the paramedics arrived if I decided to do an Elvis. Jeesus, that thought right there is almost more terrifying than the actual death itself, I think.

I hear ya there. I imagine the medical profession sees it quite a lot (people checking out due to having a heart attack during sex). I think I would be more embarrassed being the surviving partner (since I'm sure the person who actually died doesn't care anymore ) on having to try and explain what happened. Hopefully, the chest pains start to happen after the nut gets busted too. Checking out Elvis style (like how I'm probably going to go ), I think would be worse though. I'd hate being the morgue technician that has to clean up after something like that happens. I think

As long as there is not much grey hair in the pelt, and the beaver still likes to chew on wood (and doesn't smell too fishy ), it's alright with Gaddis. Of course it's been awhile since Gaddis has seen a beaver worth trapping anyway. Getting back to the Muskrat, the f**kers down here where I'm at (Southern NJ) actually eat them (have firehouse dinners where they are actually on the menu). Claim they aren't all that bad tasting either.

Or so I am told (the part about it possibly rupturing if they are left in), or actually having a heart attack and blaming it on a gallstone flare up instead. I just have been on the operating gurney too much in the last decade (twice for follicular thyroid cancer removal, and then subsequent visits having liver biopsies done because the liver enzymes are elevated now (a known by product of losing your thyroid gland (have to be careful though that it's not something else (you f'kn alchy ), the Dr. says to me )) and endless endoscopies and colonoscopies because you can't seem to swallow p

I got a whole gall bladder full of them (since at least the early 1990's when they saw them on a CAT scan). Doesn't make sense to take them out, since they'll just grow back as long as I'm on the statins. And you guys with all the BBQ pictures sure aren't helping out any.

Her and Herman (John Kerry) probably wouldn't have shot that cannon loaded full of nails & shit either. Sorry, the only episode clip I can't seem to find on any of the image sites either.

I had a black Dude (and two White chicks) told me to GFM and threaten some possible violence against me over on Facebook yesterday because I pasted that Riots after Obama was elected picture on it. Now the REAL question here is, what the HELL am I doing over on Facebook in the first place anyway?