sjgusmc21 850 Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/30/cop-taunts-would-be-killer-with-lube-on-way-to-prison-are-going-to-need-lot-this.html You know, if someone shot me 3 times, the LEAST of their worries would be KY jelly. Hats off to the Police Officer for not doing more. POS punk. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 A couple years from now, he should send him some poly-grip - by then he will have been punked so many time he LIKES it, but HE CAN'T FEEL IT ANYMORE cause it got stretched out as big as a sewer pipe! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csspecs 1,987 Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 Honestly the only mean thing the officer did was putting the tube back in his pocket instead of giving it to the guy. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackHeart762 288 Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 I know the scum will get more payback with life in prison, but I kinda wish the cop had been a better shot and just put the low life down. The tax payers need a break too. BH 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sjgusmc21 850 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 ^^^Agreed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 This guy worked briefly at the same company as my best friend and I think his brother still works there, if he has not been fired yet. Their entire family is a mess as I understand it. He will not have a good time in prison. He is very frail and feminine looking, which is a recipe for lots of tears in prison unless one is homosexual. All of this because his girlfriend broke up with him and he was too foolish to realize that there are plenty of females available if he was wise enough to make better life decisions and attract a decent one. This is a product of kicking God out of everything and letting the gov't become the father and authority in the broken family. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 The Shot-Three-Times Police Officer just kindly and verbally offered some very friendly and necessary advice and product for the perks future residence stay. Asshole lube. Prison. Life. The cop was offering the kid only some help ... and advice. As an ex emergency room now retired registered nurse the stories I can tell about repeat bent customers requesting we remove all sorts of impossible stuff from their assholes. Amazing stuff. We used lube. Lots of it. A little air pressure also. Respectfully. Gay Bowel Syndrome. You is shittin me? Well, lots of shit sometimes. Can I say this here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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