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#1 TeresaADavi



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Posted 25 May 2018 - 12:34 AM

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#2 Gaddis


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 06:05 PM

:lolol: classic! :up:


BTW - I have a bunch of Corona Lites and Lienenkugel Summer Shandy's in my beer fridge, and since they taste like s**t (and might even have Mexican saliva in them :unsure: ), I was thinking about doing an anal enema with them (I heard that you can get really f**ked up doing that? :unsure: ).  Now being that you are expert lawyers of all things asshole related, I was wondering if you could un-block your telephone number in case I do get a DUI doing just exactly that? 026.gif 


BTW - I can afford to sit in prison for awhile since I'm sure my anus will be numb with all the pseudo beer that went up in it.  Hopefully, I won't need any buttsex litigation afterwards.  f0ckers.gifmellow.png 


P.S. - Ms. Davi, you have such white teeth in that picture (which I assume is you?).  Is that possibly from all the horse semen? greedy.gif

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 10:11 PM

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 09:12 AM


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"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'wouldn't it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?' So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."  -Marcus Cole

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