Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Pies are round like drums and are yummy. What nice weather we are having here today... Jimmy cracks PBRs, and I don't care. Ya know....if nobody cared about Jimmy cracking corn, why the hell did they write a stupid song about it anyway? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Agias 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 purple Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltham_41 52 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Mommy goo daddy, doggie in the bannana patch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it? So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Berszerk 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Lets take a pole, and see how many of us are happy with Islam, I vote NO, BTW I dont know if the Mullahs will take our oppinions laying down. Just a thought......................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sharkbit 109 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. I hate it when you got to cut it up with a wire coat hanger just to get it to flush...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Eric Pate 478 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. I hate it when you got to cut it up with a wire coat hanger just to get it to flush...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MD_Willington 11 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Damn, whatcha been eat'n, no more paper paste for that boy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ClickClickD'oh 1 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. How many Courics does that rate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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waltham_41 52 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. I hate it when you got to cut it up with a wire coat hanger just to get it to flush...... Sorry Juggernaut, real men don't cut those up and flush them, they leave them for the wife to see as proof of their manhood. After the screaming is over with, THEN they get out the Drano and nuke them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. I hate it when you got to cut it up with a wire coat hanger just to get it to flush...... Sorry Juggernaut, real men don't cut those up and flush them, they leave them for the wife to see as proof of their manhood. After the screaming is over with, THEN they get out the Drano and nuke them dude, I was talking about the wife this whole time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
badman400 3 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 dude, I was talking about the wife this whole time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunfixr 76 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Don't you guys ever go outside or anything ?? Better hope Mrs Juggs doesn't see this thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Sorry Juggernaut, real men don't cut those up and flush them, they leave them for the wife to see as proof of their manhood. After the screaming is over with, THEN they get out the Drano and nuke them And here I thought I was the only one who did that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdaddyrandall 1 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 YOU GUYS COME UP WITH SOME FUNNY SHIT.I LIKE IT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azrial 1,091 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... When I have to go and it is a particularly large and/or foul passage I tend to leave it behind to impress, horrify and disgust the next patron of that particular throne. However when I have had the opportunity to return and frequent that stall again I find that my monument to the deification process is usually gone! I never knew what happened to them, till today... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 One time, I took a dump at the D.C. train station.......and...... On second thought... I'll tell that one later...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Don't you guys ever go outside or anything ?? Natural light burns me..so no I don't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
acercanto 6 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I was just thinking about this today. My absolute favorite moment of my daily routine is when I sit down on the can after a long day at work and take a nice big dump. It's so relaxing, it's not even funny. I get home and that's the first thing I do. It's like, Ahhh, that's over with for today. Natural light burns me..so no I don't *pours can of Natty Light over Joe* Acer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
98_1LE 0 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I am visiting my mother at the moment, and she made a wonderful chocolate pie. Uhhm mmm good. <3 mom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunfixr 76 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, this is some really funny shit here. Yeah, I meant to say that. Boy, this thread is definately swirling down the drain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Surly 11 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I want to see Glocker's avatar some more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltham_41 52 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. I hate it when you got to cut it up with a wire coat hanger just to get it to flush...... Sorry Juggernaut, real men don't cut those up and flush them, they leave them for the wife to see as proof of their manhood. After the screaming is over with, THEN they get out the Drano and nuke them dude, I was talking about the wife this whole time! Ohhhhh, wife no problem here, have septic system. Lift heavy lid, splash, problem solved Quote Link to post Share on other sites
acercanto 6 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Yay! I finally found the picture on my hard drive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... I mean the type where you truly wonder if you physically can pass it?So painful, you're clutching on to the toilet paper holder and the side of the tub sweat dripping down your forehead praying to God that the moment (and the poopie) passes..... without any damage to internal organs.... it kinda like that....... rocking back and forth sometimes helps. I hate it when you got to cut it up with a wire coat hanger just to get it to flush...... Sorry Juggernaut, real men don't cut those up and flush them, they leave them for the wife to see as proof of their manhood. After the screaming is over with, THEN they get out the Drano and nuke them dude, I was talking about the wife this whole time! Ohhhhh, wife no problem here, have septic system. Lift heavy lid, splash, problem solved ugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltham_41 52 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 you ever take a really big dump... When I have to go and it is a particularly large and/or foul passage I tend to leave it behind to impress, horrify and disgust the next patron of that particular throne. However when I have had the opportunity to return and frequent that stall again I find that my monument to the deification process is usually gone! I never knew what happened to them, till today... I'm telling ya, its the wife with the liquid Drano in the bathroom. Kind of like playing Clue. Put a motion sensitive camera in the john and you will see. Took me years to figure that one out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Damn low flows....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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