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The Mrs. and I were driving down the road, getting bored. We started playing the porn name game. You know, the one where you take your middle name and the street you grew up on to form an adult film star alias. Well, I thought I was doing well with, Guy Federal. I mean, that's manly...right? Then she counters with, Ann Hollow Trail. :lolol::super: I about pissed my pants and wrecked the truck. "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."

 

So, what's yours?

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The Mrs. and I were driving down the road, getting bored. We started playing the porn name game. You know, the one where you take your middle name and the street you grew up on to form an adult film

LOL ok so do you use your middle name or street name first. Or does it matter?   lol well regardless Ill post anyway cuz im sititng here laughing   Leslie Live Oak   Or   Live Oak leslie

There is a reason they call me Big Sal.....

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LOL ok so do you use your middle name or street name first. Or does it matter?

 

lol well regardless Ill post anyway cuz im sititng here laughing

 

Leslie Live Oak

 

Or

 

Live Oak leslie

 

Both rather ammusing haha

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I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on, but either way......

 

 

I guess I'm Vince McKinley

 

 

Besides, that sounds better than Fluffy McKinley :rolleyes:

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I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on, but either way......

 

 

I guess I'm Vince McKinley

 

 

Besides, that sounds better than Fluffy McKinley :rolleyes:

 

 

Corbin,

 

You're right. There are different ways to play. I Googled it and this is what if found....

 

What's your porn star name? There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you.

 

Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name.

 

Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with.

 

Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on

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Alright dammit! I'm not giving up my real porn name (for professional reasons...LMAO!), but I'll damn sure make one up. How's "Clit Eastwood" work? I'll make your day baby!!!

 

WS

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I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on, but either way......

 

 

I guess I'm Vince McKinley

 

 

Besides, that sounds better than Fluffy McKinley :rolleyes:

 

 

Corbin,

 

You're right. There are different ways to play. I Googled it and this is what if found....

 

What's your porn star name? There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you.

 

Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name.

 

Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with.

 

Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on

 

1.Wayne Brownie...fail

2.Wayne Rose...fail

3.Brownie Rose...?fetish?

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The Mrs. and I were driving down the road, getting bored. We started playing the porn name game. You know, the one where you take your middle name and the street you grew up on to form an adult film star alias. Well, I thought I was doing well with, Guy Federal. I mean, that's manly...right? Then she counters with, Ann Hollow Trail. :lolol::super: I about pissed my pants and wrecked the truck. "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."

 

So, what's yours?

 

My brother in law was a high school coach. One of his students had a built in porn name... Anita Dick.

 

WS

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I use to rock "Mebalza Ritchey" as my member title. A lot of people couldn't figure it out, and I used to get quite a few PMs about, asking what the hell it meant.

 

Another one of those names people have a hard time figuring out, is "Herbie Verstank".

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If I knew I was going to grow up to be a porn star, I never would have named my first dog "Frosty". Frosty Poplar? In the immortal words of Al Borlund, "I don't think so, Tim."

My wife like me as "The Pool Guy".

I kind of like Rod Rammer. 005.gif

 

BTW, I am sure glad this is not a photo forum. lol

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