bigsal 757 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Wow, that was magnificently bad. I thought the butch-looking girl was going to spin the towel into a "rat tail" and pop the bad guy in the ass, classic locker-room move. Would've been a martial arts first, I'll bet. -guido cynthia rothrock movies are always that bad. thats probably the best part of that one. thanks for saving me the trouble of wasting time on that. that had me rolling. I first saw the movie on the USA network 12 years ago. Its bad. Possibly the worst ever. But it is transfixing in its crapulence.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zaxon_182 44 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Recently, given the hype, Avatar. Absolute Piece of shit. Maybe it was great in a good 3D theater, but it was a piece of shit. If you liked it, and are not a film connoisseur, it was a piece of shit. Not MHO, fact. Where James Cameron got the idea. I also like calling it Dances with Wolves IN SPACE!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Knightriders.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2CqTsHQ78U Quote Link to post Share on other sites
havok 21 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 2012 is on the top off my list. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crackback 135 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 1) Planet Terror 2) Virus Undead aka "Wolf Wolff's The Beast Within" 3) Day of the Dead (the shitty one with Nick Cannon, NOT the Romero flick). Oh yeah, Hostel 2 gets an Honorable Mention for shittiest movie I've ever seen. Funny, I kinda liked the Big Hit....I did smoke a lot of pot back then though. Again great avatar.... has to be Reign of Fire... how Christian Bale's career survived this I'll never know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Bride of Frank.... Orgy of the dead (This film would be unredeemable if not for boobs!!!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Open Water (Stupid!) Sideways Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SovietGinger 16 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Saw this in a bargain bin and thought to myself... "patrick stewart AND pierce brosnan! How can I go wrong!?" However, I was very very very wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregM1 241 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 has to be Reign of Fire... how Christian Bale's career survived this I'll never know. probably since hardly anyone saw it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
corbin 621 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 In recent memory would be when my Fiance brought home a rental of "Where the wild things are". I would have soooooooooo smacked that kid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Worst movie? Pretty much anything my girl makes me watch. (Shhhh, don't tell her) We have complete opposite tastes in movies. There's very few we can both agree on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 So many good entries. The Cynthia Rothrock movie is awful! She used to do demonstrations here in Pa back in the 80"s. Great ass and abs, can't act for shit! So Avatar is like Dances with wolves in space, I almost fell over when I read that! No one mentioned Blare witch 1-2, ugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jswledhed 57 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Battleship Earth. Aliens vs Predator: Requiem. Anything done by the Syfy network. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocinante 100 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 The New World. We went to see it because my wife's cousin was Pocahontas brother in the movie. Me and the boys were just withering in our seats in pure agony because it was so long and so slow and so feminized. Action consisted of Pocahontas and her brother running through fields showing off their flowing hair. Other honorable mentions. Plenty, Couples Retreat, Baboon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scarbrough68289 76 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Worst movie? Pretty much anything my girl makes me watch. (Shhhh, don't tell her) We have complete opposite tastes in movies. There's very few we can both agree on. Dances with Smurfs according to Eric Cartman. Wendy Testaburger stole the idea and sold the movie rights to James Cameron. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rastamanila 313 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Recently, given the hype, Avatar. Absolute Piece of shit. Maybe it was great in a good 3D theater, but it was a piece of shit. If you liked it, and are not a film connoisseur, it was a piece of shit. Not MHO, fact. +1 Shaneman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny Stowe 5 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 So horrible but in a great way if you like a good laugh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MultiSlacking 102 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 A friend of mine convinced (read "tricked") me into renting "Ann Magnuson's Vandemonium". I'm pretty sure he was the first to rent it and I was the last. It was full of sketch comedy, but out of the whole thing, there was only one part that even got a chuckle....a punk rock band singing, "Great gooey gobs offffff....greasy, grimey gopher guts..." etc, etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vbrtrmn 167 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Weasels Ripped My Flesh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJHA4Ujmuo Wendigo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2CPEFWzIX4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 (edited) Reign of Fire? Man, EVERYONE I know including me LOVED that movie! It's Christian Bale that sucks, not the movie itself. I rank him right up there such stalwart greats as Nick Cage and Keanu Reeves, and thats pretty shitty IMHO. Matthew McConaughey was AWESOME as the badass dragon slayer in that movie. He should have gone the action hero route instead of churning out those sickening romantic comedies he is known for. As far as movies, Mel Brook's "High Anxiety" is the worst I've ever sat through. God, that movie blows. I can't describe how unfunny that movie is.... Saw another one on HBO this past weekend I had forgotten about: "Tank Girl". Anyone who never saw or heard of Lori Petty should watch this movie and you will know why. And to top it off, I just found out they are making a new version of this horrific abortion of a movie... Edited May 4, 2010 by Jpanzer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 So many good entries. The Cynthia Rothrock movie is awful! She used to do demonstrations here in Pa back in the 80"s. Great ass and abs, can't act for shit! So Avatar is like Dances with wolves in space, I almost fell over when I read that! No one mentioned Blare witch 1-2, ugh. Cyn Then: Cyn Nowadays: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Don't forget Kiss of the Spider Woman. A girlfriend talked me into watching that one with her. VERY sick movie. Gave me the creeps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Graniteer 10 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 One of the worst ever was Austin Powers Goldmember. I was pissed in the first three minutes, if I hadn't given other people a ride I would have left. Pile of shit. They had so many flashbacks to the other movies it should have been Austin Powers 2 1/2. Master of Disguise is another. Holy shit, I will never get that time back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Saw SpiderBabe the other night. It wasn't bad...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brair 5 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 You want bad? How about Ecks vs Sever? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecks_vs._sever I mean when a main stream big budget movie(Budget $70,000,000 Gross revenue $19,924,033) makes Troma films look good, you know it is really really bad. I think the Stunt coordinator was someone fired from the A team series and did that movie while stoned. It was so bad it was like watching a slow motion train wreck. You want to leave but it could not get any worse, wait it just did... A good runner up to that is Exorcist: The Beginning (4th movie). I considered leaving often while watching, I regret I did not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steinlok87 0 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Santa's Slay Alien 3000 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sidewinderl 43 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Recently, given the hype, Avatar. Absolute Piece of shit. Maybe it was great in a good 3D theater, but it was a piece of shit. If you liked it, and are not a film connoisseur, it was a piece of shit. Not MHO, fact. Avatar's good (watched both reg and 3D...which wasn't really any better)...but yeah, the hype and "best movie of all-time" crapola is pure bs. Avatar is cookie-cutter to the extreme. Already saw this movie, and it was called Last Samurai...and Dances with Wolves...and Shogun...and Lawrence of Arabia...the story is as old as the story of Moses. They didn't even try to hide that they were directly ripping scenes from Last Samurai. In Last Samurai, Algren gets seperated from his people, surrounded by enemies, fends them off wildly with a spear, and is saved at the last minute by a leader of the "primatives" who saw a sign to save him...and then the leader takes Algren back to the village, etc etc. In Avatar, the guy gets seperated from his people, surrounded by enemies, fends them off wildly with a spear, and is saved at the last minute by a leader of the primatives who saw a sign to save him, blah blah blah. Avatar couldn't have been more cookie cutter if they'd tried. Greatest movie ever, my ass... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 wow and I called Blair witch bad.....where do y'all get these movies from......I'm speechless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Again great avatar.... Yeah, I like it too. Thanks, 690gr. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregM1 241 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I mean when a main stream big budget movie(Budget $70,000,000 Gross revenue $19,924,033) makes Troma films look good, you know it is really really bad. Dont be talking bad about troma like that! lol. they make some of my favorite B- movies. Most people here will probably hate their stuff if they arent familiar with it. They are very low budget. One of my favorite Troma movies is Cannibal the Musical by South Park creators Matt Stone & Trey Parker. The music in the trailer is mostly different than what is in the show. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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