clifton 354 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Whats the best gift for your wife or girl... I have been searching for hours ... all i have found is http://www.findgift.com/gift-ideas/pid-246671/ Bacon gum balls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Let me know how that works out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Repository of all things bacon: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I'd marry you for BACON GUMBALLS!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Repository of all things bacon: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ :lol: :lol: :lolol: :lolol: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I told my girl I was going to buy her one of those "Shake weights" when we saw them at Wally World. She didn't think it was funny until I found the commercial on YouTube and showed her how they're used. Part of the real commercial: SNL's take on it: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 (edited) Here are ideas that I have found to be successful without resorting to diamonds and really expensive crap that high-maintenance chicks tend to expect (like cars and Italian handbags that say "LV" that cost more than I make in a year - Plus you will inevitably choose the wrong color or style on those items): Spa Gift Certificate - Pampering and the only place she can get a facial that won't bother you Personalized Compact Mirror or Jewelry Box - Inscribed, "To _____ Merry Christmas 2010 Love _____" The mall usually has a place that does this, but a trophy type shop should have no problem either. Necklace with Picture Locket - Women love Jewelry and you can put in a picture that has personal meaning (a pet, relative, you - but remember a picture of your junk may not go over well as women don't think the Batwing or Wristwatch is as funny as we do) Large Framed Wedding Pictures/Important Moments Pictures - Make sure it isn't a picture of her while conceiving or having your first child. She wants pictures that make her look good and a white wedding dress is perfect... or a picture of you on vacation or her doing her favorite hobby with you (not shopping or knitting, but horseback riding, skiing, surfing, hiking, etc. - the active hobbies). You can go to Wal Mart and scan old pictures and fix them up for printing bigger ones. If she is a real bacon fan, there is an expensive candy bar at Whole Foods that has bacon and smoked salt in dark or normal chocolate. I hope this helps! Edited November 29, 2010 by BuffetDestroyer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 (edited) http://www.traegergr...m/grills/BBQ075 http://www.traegergrills.com/why/ Yakdung Edited November 29, 2010 by yakdung Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zenman223 460 Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 (edited) http://www.kegelmaster2000.com/ The gift that truely keeps on giving!! literally been planning on gettin one of these, funds just havent allowed for a $100 pussy workout tool. Not that it is needed but the tighter the better in my book!! ETA if your afraid of gettin your ass kicked for givin her one of those i suggest one of these http://www.personalizationmall.com/Personalized-Ladies-Bikini-Thongs-Property-Of-Design-p8246.prod?sdest=dept&sdestid=1421&storeid=19&categoryid=1421 Or a set of these http://www.personalizationmall.com/Personalized-Camisole-Underwear-Set-Fuschsia-My-Girl-Design-p10780.prod?sdest=dept&sdestid=1421&storeid=19&categoryid=1421 There expesive as hell, i think a paid $50-60 bucks after shipping for the tank top and panties but my girl loves em. also get the thongs that say "property of ____" and make that bitch wear em everyday!!!! Edited November 30, 2010 by big-J Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 This always works for me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 My Mom sent me a tin of Bacon Jelly Beans. Tasted like shit! The tin was cool though, shaped like a wavy strip of bacon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 literally been planning on gettin one of these, funds just havent allowed for a $100 pussy workout tool. Not that it is needed but the tighter the better in my book!! So what you're saying is.................your dick is too small, and that she needs to tighten up her vag to conform to your little penis? I keeeeeed, I keeeeeed!!! Just messin' with ya. Or a set of these http://www.personalizationmall.com/Personalized-Camisole-Underwear-Set-Fuschsia-My-Girl-Design-p10780.prod?sdest=dept&sdestid=1421&storeid=19&categoryid=1421 There expesive as hell, i think a paid $50-60 bucks after shipping for the tank top and panties but my girl loves em. also get the thongs that say "property of ____" and make that bitch wear em everyday!!!! What about just buying a cheap wife-beater and taking a Sharpie marker to it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Or a set of these http://www.personalizationmall.com/Personalized-Camisole-Underwear-Set-Fuschsia-My-Girl-Design-p10780.prod?sdest=dept&sdestid=1421&storeid=19&categoryid=1421 There expesive as hell, i think a paid $50-60 bucks after shipping for the tank top and panties but my girl loves em. also get the thongs that say "property of ____" and make that bitch wear em everyday!!!! What about just buying a cheap wife-beater and taking a Sharpie marker to it? Lemme know how that one works out for ya...I'll wait for ya to come back down outta orbit from the bitch slap. Best gift? Pretty sure she'd be proposing to me if I got her a 1911... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Or a set of these http://www.personalizationmall.com/Personalized-Camisole-Underwear-Set-Fuschsia-My-Girl-Design-p10780.prod?sdest=dept&sdestid=1421&storeid=19&categoryid=1421 There expesive as hell, i think a paid $50-60 bucks after shipping for the tank top and panties but my girl loves em. also get the thongs that say "property of ____" and make that bitch wear em everyday!!!! What about just buying a cheap wife-beater and taking a Sharpie marker to it? Lemme know how that one works out for ya...I'll wait for ya to come back down outta orbit from the bitch slap. Best gift? Pretty sure she'd be proposing to me if I got her a 1911... She wouldn't slap me.......she'd surely stab me in face, though. On the 1911 bit....I wish my girl was into guns. I'd love to buy her one, I even told her I'll buy her whatever gun she wants. But alas, some people are just not into it, other than her going to the range just to make me happy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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