poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 some of my favorites are : We're all born ignorant, education makes us stupid Doesn't that just suck a fat man's ass Nice fucking move you big bag of stupid it is what it is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 To a beautiful woman: "I would drink your bath water." or "I would eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haugpatr 972 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat -- Beavis and Butthead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slostang 80 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 To a beautiful woman: "I would drink your bath water." or "I would eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from." or "I'd swim a mile in shark infested piss just to eat the corn out of your shit" old co-worker said that one. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
presto_z 125 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 "Looks like someone lit her face on fire and put it out with a hatchet" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shades_of_grey 1,092 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 "It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." -Emiliano Zapata Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pony_express1973 183 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) Fight nice ...Punch Hard (as told to us by our Aunt) F*** Me Running Gas, Grass or Ass nobody rides for FREE Conserve Water Shower together Edited September 13, 2011 by pony_express1973 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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