Mr. Scratch 91 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Professor Malthusias Zhirinovsky, Royal Armorer of His Imperial Majesty the Tsar of Garðaríki, introduces the latest improvement on the famed Callahan Fullbore Autolock design. Suitable for the harvesting of large game, the dispatching of dastardly villains and malefactors, the suppression of native uprisings, the restoration of the Walking Dead to their natural inanimate state, and the reduction of the user's choice of target to it's essential elements. Prof. Zhirinovky's Shoulder-Fired Kinetic Energy Cannon is the weapon of choice of Men of Action everywhere. Available now and prepared to receive orders by pneumatic tube, telegraph, and dirigible aerostat special delivery. 18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 I just have to say... that is one BEAUTIFUL build and the part I love best is the thinking outside the box. Nice! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yooper14.5 84 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 That thing is undeniably awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Just , WOW! Looks great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CFOofEVIL 8 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 That is possibly the most epic wood build! My compliments to the Professor! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yooper14.5 84 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Is that a wooden cover on a css forearm? Also, what kind of work has been done to the bolt/carrier and FCG? what sights are those? Please post build specs!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Very unique and attractive build... I applaud you Sir! Is that a wooden cover on a css forearm? Also, what kind of work has been done to the bolt/carrier and FCG? what sights are those? Please post build specs!!!! Sights look like Troy Battle BUIS sights, with the rear sitting backwards. That wood is nice enough to star in porn and put Ron Jeremy's wood to shame. Nice, nice and nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Scratch 91 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 (edited) Also Available at Select Armourers: 10 Round Box Magazines of Depleted Unobtainium Projectiles. Just the thing for belligerent armoured Moon-Spiders and marauding Airship Pirates. 20 Round Rotary Drum of Wide-Dispersal Anti-Personnel Pellets. Had Major Sebastian Worthington III (Esquire) had a brace of these, The Queen would never have lost her colony in Eastern Tangeria to those ungrateful savages. Edited September 25, 2011 by Mr. Scratch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GeorgiaPD 408 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 The stock looks like it is from a PKM and the forend appears to be from a heavy barrel FAL. Either way, one very good looking weapon right there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrBoomstick 16 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 That is a work of art, absolutely stunning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Nice! Now where can I pick up a Firefly on Sergeant's pay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gpqueen 545 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Awesome. Looks fantastic. Make me some covers like that for my forearms. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RustNRoll 3 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 very cool build!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
D.C.MORRISON 494 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 double plus good............................ +1 on the wood ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 That is one fine ass machine! Excellent creativity, and resourcefulness! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AtlSaiga 25 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 barrel shrouds are cool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Scratch 91 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 (edited) My thinking on this was the opposite of what most people are looking at in modding a S12; where most people want to reduce the size of the gun, I was thinking of the S12 as something of a squad support weapon, where larger is just fine. Mostly I just wanted an excuse to mount a PK stock to an AK, and the larger size of the S12 made it seem appropriate. Anyway, all set up like this, it really does feel substantial; almost like you're packing around a miniature Lewis Gun. I've even got a GP MG sling on sling swivels I attached to the alum portion of the HG and the top of the rear buttstock, and it totes like a M240. It looks and feels like you're packing some serious trouble. Edited September 26, 2011 by Mr. Scratch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigmegina 3 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 AWESOME! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theturtlepond 31 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 (edited) I don't really care for wood furniture but that's a work of art. Excellent job. Edited September 28, 2011 by theturtlepond Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Kenny 144 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Dang, that's beautiful. However, as one of those airship pirates, I must cry foul, old chap. Such things just aren't done in this day and age! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GregM1 241 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 i agree with the others. very awesome. i wonder if that might start a new trend on the stocks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullsi1911 2 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 That is an awesome build. Very well done. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Scratch 91 Posted September 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 However, as one of those airship pirates, I must cry foul, old chap. Such things just aren't done in this day and age! Poppycock! Unless one has a proper Letter of Marque as a licensed privateer, Her Majesty has authorized the use of 12-bore chainshot against airship pirates, buccaneers, and all related predatory airborne scoundrels that prey upon the peaceful free trade along The Queen's Own jetstreams. I pray you see the error of your ways, and return to God and Country before you find your justice at the gallows! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ductapeman 1 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Very nice work, Professor. If I were still a Gentleman Adventurer I would purchase one forthwith, but age has taken its toll, alas-- but I have no doubt that House Wulfenbach will shortly order your entire output. Well done, Sir. (Obviously you're not the only one who has been reading too much Girl Genius . . . ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AJ Dual 43 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I LOL'ed at your text. It really does have a sort of steampunk alternative history sort of look to it. Very cool. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ARCHANGEL 104 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Exactly AJ Duel. That's what came to mind when I first saw this 12 : Steampunk and very cool . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewoketeer 35 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Kinda reminds me of a conversation between a Border Patrolman and a civilian woman concerning his sidearm--Her: Isn't that thing dangerous? Him; Ma'am, I certainly hope so! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beerasaurus 9 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 She shore is purdy! She got a sister? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HART1 92 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) Very nice!!!! I've seen something like this before. http://www.akfiles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73875 Edited September 30, 2011 by ARMOR Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH12194 7 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was thinking of taking my saiga x39 and going the steam punk route when I got it. Then started thinking about resale value and what not. I'm glad someone did. This gun looks very awesome indeed. I tip my hat to you sir. I'd like to see more bronze tho. My idea was to do some bronze plating to some of the AK parts. To give it that true steampunk look. Never the less keep up the good work. This gun is simple and beautiful. Not over complicated and just a plain work of art. Cheers! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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