go4tze 17 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 http://militarytimes.com/blogs/gearscout/2011/12/07/i-bet-this-guy-owns-a-ninja-glock/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JC GoF 70 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 2 funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SaigaKen 338 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Trust yourself.....Trust your partner....Trust he has a good lawyer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roachtron 49 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 everyone was glock-fo-fighting 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Kenny 144 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I will never get that 6 minutes of my life back, and I feel markedly dumber for having been exposed to that stupidity. I cannot believe they were doing hand-to-hand teaching with LIVE ammo... I *MIGHT* make an exception for proficiency after people have learned the moves, but when you're teaching? GSW waiting to happen. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pitbulld45 23 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I love seeing these half speed ninjas. I would love to see one of those guys try to block a pipe coming full speed not knowing it was coming. I cant see any of these guys accidently shooting each other either. Funny stuff going on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobRez 1,895 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) Yeah, the Live-fire drills sure got me!! Especially when it is instruction! Holy-Moly!!! Folks all millin' around and all.....totally safe, oh yeah. Besides the fact of how well trained you Really need to be to stop a suprise assault!! Action is faster than reaction. Science tells us a persons reaction time is usually over 1 second, meaning, After the pipe hits your head! Even Inspector Clouseau couldn't get the jump on Kato, and he knew it was coming! Those Pink Panther films are probably better self defense instruction! Edited December 16, 2011 by RobRez 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echoside190 127 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I could see this being in the Darwin awards someday... So my question is, where's the blooper reel? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DOMIDARKO 5 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Seems legit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 The part where he is shooting at a target between the two other guys scared the crap out of me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Did anyone else notice the Photoshopped face on the video game cover art for the title screen? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shandlanos 1,470 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Dipshit assclown. Good catch on the plagiarized image! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salmonking 149 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Rex Kwon Do. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I cant watch it all. I will never get that 6 minutes of my life back, and I feel markedly dumber for having been exposed to that stupidity. +1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heath_h49008 442 Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I would love to see this dipshit's class with 1 proficient krav maga student slipped in as this instructors sparring partner. That would be entertainment... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Kenny 144 Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 I would love to see this dipshit's class with 1 proficient krav maga student slipped in as this instructors sparring partner. That would be entertainment... So would I, but not while they're fucking around with loaded pistols! At least load simunitions or equivalent first... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey 21 Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) "Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?" ....LOL! Dojo scene starts at :25 seconds in http://youtu.be/Hzh9koy7b1E Edited December 17, 2011 by Whiskey 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 This is perfect training for those "slow motion" fights we are always finding ourselves in. It also helps a lot when your attacker offers his cooperation in letting you perform your perfectly choreographed moves. In my prime, I'm pretty sure I could have bitch slapped that stick out of his hands and had it all the way up his ass before he could say "look at me, I'm a mall ninja!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theturtlepond 31 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I stopped watching after I saw a gun (presumably loaded) pointed at a mans throat. Unless your law enforcement or military, no matter how fun it could be, the actions in this video are just plain dumb and worthless. Even someone that could use training like this it seems like it would be useless. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 what a POG. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Kenny 144 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Hey, I was never a grunt, and even *I* know this dude is an utter assclown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heath_h49008 442 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) I stopped watching after I saw a gun (presumably loaded) pointed at a mans throat. Unless your law enforcement or military, no matter how fun it could be, the actions in this video are just plain dumb and worthless. Even someone that could use training like this it seems like it would be useless. You think a uniform changes stupidity? http://youtu.be/gxegEMWmNOA There is absolutely NO... NONE... NADA.... ZERO>> ZIP>>> ZILCH.... that would EVER justify the use of live ammo in these situations. It's the same reason you would never use real blades in knife combat training. You don't learn much dead... You actually WANT the student to fail and then improve. The first failure or error is going to be a rough one with that twit. Edited December 18, 2011 by Heath_h49008 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Kenny 144 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Actually, there are a few situations that demand the use of live steel in blade training, but most of them aren't sparring. There is one bare-handed technique that is taught with a live blade, the sword trap&disarm. But that's an extreme outlier case, the exception that proves the rule. I could see doing this type of training with simunitions and some protective gear. Actually, airsoft would be even better, since there less risk of fatal injury that way (wouldn't want a simunition to the throat, while an airsoft would just leave a small scar at worst). The idea of training police officers how to retain their weapons is good and necessary. Not so sure about military, though security/counterterrorist types might find it useful. If I was still in the service and this dude showed up for training, I'd take the court-martial for disobeying a direct order (and resulting federal felony!) over a direct threat to my life. You DO NOT EVER sweep a team-mate with a muzzle. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heath_h49008 442 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) My instructor trained us with kobatons, and markers... If you think ANY kind of knife fighting or "sparring" with work with real steel as anything but a form or Russian roulette, try the markers first. Time it for 30 seconds... after all, even if the first strike was to the heart with a blade, there's 30 seconds of tape in the machine. (More actually...) After the time is up, look at where you and your opponent are marked and think about the damage done. Would either have survived? Even some disarm techniques... not unless you are disarming a child who won't fight back or a mannequin. If you're running full speed and big boy rules, the highest probability is going to be two people wrestling over the knife hand. (I'm so sick of these moronic... stand like THIS.... don't move... I'm a Ninja when you do it like this... type of instructors.) Here's a good laugh to illustrate.... gosh that looks cool and complicated huh? I guess it's really good that guy doesn't know his arm can bend straight and gut her huh? This is actually off one of these idiotic sites! They're proud of this! Outside of BAD Hollywood movies, few people will even hold the knife like that... Knives come in low, fast, and most of the time the blade is thumb side, or even reversed and pinky side, folded back against the forearm so it's harder to see. Edited December 18, 2011 by Heath_h49008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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