magsite20 1,664 Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 keeping it safe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 102 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor says "how are you feeling?". "I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an nineteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!" "Exactly", said the doctor. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Cash 104 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 LOL. nice way to revive the thread! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedDevilGuns 25 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 tee hee 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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patriot 7,197 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) Now you can continue to eat your beaver plain, or you can now enjoy your favorite condiment. Go ahead, spread mustard on that beaver and watch what happens.... Post the vid for the rest of us. That'll be funny as hell! Edited March 3, 2012 by patriot 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Now you can continue to eat your beaver plain, or you can now enjoy your favorite condiment. Go ahead, spread mustard on that beaver and watch what happens.... Post the vid for the rest of us. That'll be funny as hell! LMAO... I've a funny story that involves my chopping Habenero Chiles for Pico De Gallo earlier in the evening.Didn't wear gloves and thought I'd washed my hands well, got to playing with my wife later that evening... Lets just say, "I got her Hot & Bothered! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 ...is she still mad???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 ...is she still mad???? Nah... But I didn't get any. that night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
supertex 242 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 don`t eat that pico de gallo and play around later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Welcome to Canada, Say "Cheese!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MaloDave 19 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Here is one of my photos: Malodave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 (edited) In dietary law In the 17th century, based on a question raised by the Bishop of Quebec, the Roman Catholic Church ruled that the beaver was a fish (beaver flesh was a part of the indigenous peoples' diet, prior to the Europeans' arrival) for purposes of dietary law. Therefore, the general prohibition on the consumption of meat on Fridays during Lent did not apply to beaver meat.[56][57][58] The legal basis for the decision probably rests with the Summa Theologica of Thomas Aquinas, which bases animal classification as much on habit as anatomy.[59] This is similar to the Church's classification of the capybara, another semi-aquatic rodent.[60] Edited March 4, 2012 by ChileRelleno 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 That must be why beaver SMELLS like fish!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deadeye 325 Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 That must be why beaver SMELLS like fish!!! that makes sence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akastormi 617 Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 http://www.beaverlube.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Beaver Riding the Bull... They may want to hose that bull off. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 She just wont ....get off. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wtjosaas 72 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 I don't think she's having a problem getting off. That's way she won't leave. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Who knew a big bunch of bull could be so much fun? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0012K63IK/ref=cm_sw_su_dp 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ronin38 2,117 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Good thing he's a trained professional! Don't try this at home, folks! Not that many of you have an 80-lb. beaver in your living room anyways... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Venia 249 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Man things were getting kind of hairy with that beaver...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Tundra1 391 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 ^^^ That shit right there ain't even right! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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