elvis christ 451 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I had a .30 cal ammo can about 3/4 full of links off of the radway green .308 that was sellimg last year. I was cleaning out the closet, and found a plastic sack full of links, so I went to pour it in the can withe the other links. I pull the can down off the shelf, open it up, and its full of linked RG .308. No shit. The can with all the links is nowhere to be found. Also, I have a front window, with old vertical hinges, and a hook latch, so when the wind is blowing and I want the window open I can use the hook. Its winter, and I don't want the window to stay open, but I open it when I smoke, and sometimes I wander off. Twice now, i've come back and the hook is on the little eyebolt, window wide open. It swings back and forth if the wind is blowing and its not latched, but what are the chance of the wind blowing and knocking the hook into the eye, twice?!! And it hasn't even been windy. Do I jave a poltergeist or what? I haven't been abusing my brain anymore than usual, and I know that the ammo was not there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Your memory is going. Relax and enjoy it. It is just a side effect of getting older. Soon you will be making new friends everywhere you go, everyday. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kodaline 178 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Your ghost gives you ammo and is concerned about what you are breathing. Sounds like a win-win to me. Leave it some cookies. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatonic 159 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Your sig line says it all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elvis christ 451 Posted January 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Yeah, I just found the can of empty links, but its packed full. Fuck, I'm losing my mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marine_mike 8 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Of all the thing I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 You say you smoke... you didn't say what! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elvis christ 451 Posted January 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I used to (yoo-stah if you're from the south) work with a guy that didn't like cats because they walk around with their tails in the air, exposing their assholes. He found it extremely offensive. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Floyd9 30 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I used to (yoo-stah if you're from the south) work with a guy that didn't like cats because they walk around with their tails in the air, exposing their assholes. He found it extremely offensive. That is the funniest shit I have read in days. I also find it offensive, COVER THAT ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING FELINE! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gregomega 929 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) Have you seen the movie, secret window? Johnny depp? Edited January 28, 2012 by AZG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Your ghost gives you ammo and is concerned about what you are breathing. Sounds like a win-win to me. Leave it some cookies. You owe me 6 screws for a scope mount, dude. Laughed so hard I knocked them off on the floor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Elvis, do you not remember that deal we had. I sent you the 308 links and you would send the empty can back? JK about the links and can. I "get lost" in my world at times, not a big deal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rastamanila 313 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 You have a ghost. It's happened to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kdbutler 563 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Soon you will be making new friends everywhere you go, everyday. Some of them will be people you have met before, or known your whole life. You won't remember though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 That Ancient Aliens guy... WTF is up with his hair anyway? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayofruin 425 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 That Ancient Aliens guy... WTF is up with his hair anyway? I know that his hair sometimes gets bigger throughout some episodes. LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
termite 463 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 If you have a ghost, maybe it'll be the kind that also leaves you guns to go with the ammo. Tell it I want a 82A1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 That Ancient Aliens guy... WTF is up with his hair anyway? No idea, but it makes him funnier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatonic 159 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 That Ancient Aliens guy... WTF is up with his hair anyway? 30-40 years ago the chicks called that a boofay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Aliens made him a rug out of roadkill! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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