cheeseybacon 10 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 I haven't been feeling well lately and had trouble getting to sleep these past few nights. Last night before bed I did a little reading and also I enjoyed a glass of Gentleman Jack to help ease myself to sleep. I don't know what was in my whiskey, but WOW... I had an unbelievably crazy dream! I dreamed that I was in my basement cleaning shit out of the cat box when a massive version of Tony's head exactly as pictured in his avatar came blasting through my basement wall a la the Kool-Aid man. In the process of doing so the damaged concrete cinder blocks in my basements became 8" S17 SBSs which were strewn all about as his head crashed through. Immediately Tony's head engaged in bloody battle with Paula Deen who was riding on top of a large praying mantis. Paula kept repeatedly saying "hey y'all" for some odd reason. Much to my horror, I suddenly realized I was somehow suddenly laying on some kind of examination bed completely paralyzed, as myself and 3 bug-eyed grey aliens watched the battle unfold. Then one of the aliens got right up in my face and stared at me with those big black eyes and then the dream ended. Weeeeeeirdest dream I've ever had, hands down. Hahaha, anyone care to analyze that dream? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 Diagnosis: You ain't right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet Man 2,114 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 I got jipped, the bottle of Gentleman on my counter aint that good. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salt1219 176 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 you may have been "probed" lol. I think that tops any weird dreams i have had, they always make sense till i wake up. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
schultze13 354 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Acid flash back from the 70"s it all comes back sooner or later, that or Tony is trying to increase sales of his S-17 SBS's by using a psychic to give you weird dreams. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun12 205 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 You are lucky to have wild dreams, my dreams are always vivid and realistic and i don't like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Sounds like my Jagermeister and Absinthe mixing days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 (edited) Jaegerbombs! ...when I was young and stupid. Man, did I get sick! Edited February 26, 2012 by patriot 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armory 142 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 I had dreams like that when I was taking my Malaria pills on deployment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Long term lack of sleep can cause some CRAZY dreams! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sunnybean 939 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 (edited) You need to buy a S17 to hunt with. Then, cook your dead critters via Paula's recipes. It will be out of this world! Edited February 26, 2012 by sunnybean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
U.S. Pratorean 1,234 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Whew!!!!! Man when I saw this I thought you were gonna say "I think someone..... and when I woke up my butt hurt"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 I've had some wild dreams about my skydiving... Flying canopies with line sets a 1000'+ long and being way waaay waaaaay behind the canopy's flight path by many seconds... Try staying in control of that SOB! Jumping without a chute and landing on mattresses, points given for highest bounce, while crowds cheered. But you sir, take the prize with that weirdness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Just wait till stormi finds this thread and starts telling you about some of the fucked up ones he had on his pain meds after getting his by a buick. FUCKING WEIRD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fallschirmjager667 729 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 i had some pretty weird dreams too, think someone might have slipped something into my heroin? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Last time I had dreams that weird was after pounding a 5th of Everclear on an empty stomach. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Last time I had dreams that weird was after pounding a 5th of Everclear on an empty stomach. Strange, I've never recalled dreaming while unconscious suffering from alcohol poisoningBTDT with the Everclear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Last time I had dreams that weird was after pounding a 5th of Everclear on an empty stomach. Right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Just buy an S17 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Oh hell, you got off easy. Just be glad there was no sex involved between you, Tony, Paula Deen, and the praying mantis. There, now try to get THAT picture out of your head. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 OK...OK...it wasn't all pounded at one time. Yes, I paid for it for a week on the hangover, and have never been that stupid again. You tend to do stupid things at 15. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fallschirmjager667 729 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 You tend to do stupid things at 15. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheeseybacon 10 Posted February 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 Oh hell, you got off easy. Just be glad there was no sex involved between you, Tony, Paula Deen, and the praying mantis. There, now try to get THAT picture out of your head. I cannot help but hesitate for a moment when I think about kicking Paula Deen out of bed. If I got a few heart attack burgers out of the deal, I might consider it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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