Mullet Man 2,114 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 .......... just.. wow Pretty sure the kid is doing it all for comedic value. Some of its pretty funny. Like the knife throwing at the end. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 If you own a shuriken star and aren't an antique Japanese weapon collector... Nope don't have one If your AR has a bottle opener on it... I can open a bottle with the FSB on my 308 If your weapon sling setup is so complicated it looks like Spiderman webbed you to the wall with your weapon... Don't think the MS3 qualifies If your survival food stash contains Twinkies... No but do Hoho's count If you consider Quentin Tarantino or Rambo movies to be weapons instructional DVD's... Just great entertainment, can't seem to grow the Pei Mei beard, so no instructions... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armalite_ar50 86 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Yer a CLOSET mall ninja if you have read all of these pages more than once and not replied! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
preparehandbook 326 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 if you fantasize of hillary and nancy naked - together - what does that make you? i had a strange dream last night ...... Lay off eating Buffalo Wings and listening to talk radio before going to bed!! (IF that doesn't work -spend more money on hookers and less on guns!) To save time you can just order from the wed site for local delivery in 30 minutes or less or the pizzas free: www.hooker-&-a-pizza.com That link is broken, can you fix it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Sorry, links to non-sponsor vendors are not allowed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) Ordered 1k of new manufacture .223 55gr FMJ from USAmmo. Not my first order from them, good product and CSS style fast shipping, less than 72hrs, keyboard to doorstep. Anyways, I digress... Along with my order came some schwag... Mall Ninja schwag! Now it is my understanding that Brian Hoffner has a pretty good reputation, yes? But damned if the DVD cover is 100% Mall Ninja. Edited March 3, 2012 by ChileRelleno Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Kenny 144 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 I think we've hit all the big ones... You might be a mall ninja if you read the thread on glocktalk where the term started! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun12 205 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 You might be a mall ninja if you have multiple muzzle brakes for one gun... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Straydog 18 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) You may be a mall ninja if you have the same avatar as someone else.....I'll change mine Tactical modular practical. This is my boy Jake, one of 14 strays I have........Nobody sneeks up on my place lol! Edited March 3, 2012 by Straydog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 if you've ever suffered from "glock leg." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 if you've ever suffered from "glock leg." I am unfamiliar with the term, please explain? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joseph 141 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 if you've ever suffered from "glock leg." I am unfamiliar with the term, please explain? i think that's when you shoot yourself with a gun on a quick draw like tex gerbner or whatever his stupid name is 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Ok, so the one thing I want to know is it cool to be a mall ninja? Cause it kinda sounds like it is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Zombie Thread!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 just call me DR. Frankenstein, cause I brought this one back from the dead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Does hanging a 37mm M203 on your AR count? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I would say that gets ya in the ball park. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 If your clothes have more zippers and pockets than you have toes and fingers you may be a mall ninja. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 If you are over 30 and still play video games Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Even Minecraft? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 If you are over 30 and still play video games I guess I am one then. Nothing like schooling the younger crowd.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) I think all of us here qualify as Mall Ninjas, it's just some are to ashamed to admit it . After reading all of the qualifications here I guess I have been a Mall Ninja all of my life and didn't even know it till now Edited May 21, 2014 by SHOTGUN MESSIAH 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 If you are over 30 and still play video games I guess I am one then. Nothing like schooling the younger crowd.... Just chain pulling My generation is less interested in the virtual world. My play is outdoors 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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