what do you guys do for a living?

[TigerMoses 31]

Finishing my 9th year as a Science Teacher. Mainly Chemistry.

[devildogdakota 804]

It's pretty neat to have an ocean of diversified members worlds apart in their own line of work here with a major common interest.

[Guns Are Great 140]

Super hero.

did you star in the movie kick ass?

[DrThunder88 912]

I tell cops where to go.

[Bayoupiper 738]

I tell cops where to go.

 

 

 

A dickpacker!

 

 

 

 

[Nailbomb 10,221]

After high school, Marines for 5 years and union pipe-fitter for 6.

 

I've been a professional asshole for far longer however.

 

Currently engaged in a power upgrade at Nine Mile point 2 working as a foreman on one of the only projects on schedule.

[thebuns1 4,323]

I've been a professional asshole for far longer however.

 

 

i have that problem too.

[evlblkwpnz 3,418]

Some might see a swimming pool.... I see gun money.

 

 

Our first project when we went in business in 2010.... it is on the second floor.

We didn't want to be respected by our peers.... we wanted them to fear us.

island watershapes.... bitches.

 

 

 

 

Yes, this is under the pool....

 

[bohound 281]

I am a NON UNION, moderately conservative, mathematics teacher at an online school. My husband who also posts occasionally is a former Marine and PSC who is now a stay at home dad and firearms instructor.

Kumon?

No Juggs... I don't want to mention which one, specifically, but I don't work for Kumon.

[unclejake 428]

I fix power plants

Dad, you wouldn't happen to be heading up to Dukes plant in Oconee County doin some work, now would ya?

[unclejake 428]

Q.C./Q.A. Tech with a private Engineering Company...that pays the bills and buys the insurance and medicine. Sideline of Firearms instructor, Gunsmith, Executive Protector/Bodyguard Instructor, although gettin too old to be protectin a bunch of pompous self important execs. It does pay for my toys though!

[DrThunder88 912]

I tell cops where to go.

 

 

 

A dickpacker!

 

 

 

 

We prefer "dickscratcher". That's an activity more conducive to never leaving our chairs.

[dayofruin 425]

We got an award from Rockwell Collins for our contribution to the electronics in this.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Dome

[Dad2142Dad 6,559]

I fix power plants

Dad, you wouldn't happen to be heading up to Dukes plant in Oconee County doin some work, now would ya?

 

No I don't do nuclear

[magsite20 1,664]

Quality inspector at McCormick Spices spend most of my day checking Black Pepper for drosophila melanogaster excrement.

[pony_express1973 183]

 

Quality inspector at McCormick Spices spend most of my day checking Black Pepper for drosophila melanogaster excrement.

 

i'm afraid to ask if that means mouse shit but does it ?

[Dad2142Dad 6,559]

Quality inspector at McCormick Spices spend most of my day checking Black Pepper for drosophila melanogaster excrement.

 

i'm afraid to ask if that means mouse shit but does it ?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drosophila_melanogaster Good one

[kresk 10,063]

Quality inspector at McCormick Spices spend most of my day checking Black Pepper for drosophila melanogaster excrement.

 

i'm afraid to ask if that means mouse shit but does it ?

Drosophila=fruit flies, often used in high school and college genetics lab courses and, of course, confounding spice inspectors.

[G O B 3,516]

Quality inspector at McCormick Spices spend most of my day checking Black Pepper for drosophila melanogaster excrement.

 

Fly shit?

[HB of CJ 1,263]

Retarded...er...retired FF, ( was an ISO class 1 dept...not anymore) PM, RN. Now an old Coot. HB of CJ (old coot)

[kresk 10,063]

Quality inspector at McCormick Spices spend most of my day checking Black Pepper for drosophila melanogaster excrement.

 

Fly shit?

+1!!

[going12220 125]

QA Jobs:

The next time you have a “I hate my Job” day, (even if you’re retired, you have those sometimes too), try this: a rectal thermometer.

 

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the Thermometer Section, and purchase a “Rectal” thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure to only get this brand.

 

When you get home, lock the doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone, so you won’t be disturbed. Now, change into your most comfortable clothes, and sit in your favorite chair.

 

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Place it carefully on a table or a flat surface so it will not become scratched, chipped, or broken. (OK, stop giggling and don’t get ahead of me.)

 

Now the fun begins:

 

Take the literature from the box and read it very carefully. You’ll notice in very fine, small print the following statement: “Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: “I’m so glad that I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson!”

 

Now have a nice day and remember tomorrow at work, that there’s always someone who has a job that’s more of a pain in the rear than yours. Good Day.

[swells08 128]

QA Jobs:

The next time you have a “I hate my Job” day, (even if you’re retired, you have those sometimes too), try this: a rectal thermometer.

 

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the Thermometer Section, and purchase a “Rectal” thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure to only get this brand.

 

When you get home, lock the doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone, so you won’t be disturbed. Now, change into your most comfortable clothes, and sit in your favorite chair.

 

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Place it carefully on a table or a flat surface so it will not become scratched, chipped, or broken. (OK, stop giggling and don’t get ahead of me.)

 

Now the fun begins:

 

Take the literature from the box and read it very carefully. You’ll notice in very fine, small print the following statement: “Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: “I’m so glad that I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson!”

 

Now have a nice day and remember tomorrow at work, that there’s always someone who has a job that’s more of a pain in the rear than yours. Good Day.

And the winner is!...lol that is awesome.

[U.S. Pratorean 1,234]

QA Jobs:

The next time you have a “I hate my Job” day, (even if you’re retired, you have those sometimes too), try this: a rectal thermometer.

 

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the Thermometer Section, and purchase a “Rectal” thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure to only get this brand.

 

When you get home, lock the doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone, so you won’t be disturbed. Now, change into your most comfortable clothes, and sit in your favorite chair.

 

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Place it carefully on a table or a flat surface so it will not become scratched, chipped, or broken. (OK, stop giggling and don’t get ahead of me.)

 

Now the fun begins:

 

Take the literature from the box and read it very carefully. You’ll notice in very fine, small print the following statement: “Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: “I’m so glad that I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson!”

 

Now have a nice day and remember tomorrow at work, that there’s always someone who has a job that’s more of a pain in the rear than yours. Good Day.

 

I'm sorry but I just gotta.......................

How do you tell the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The taste!

[ImperialArt 29]

I have a masters in design and was designing car ads for major car companies, that is until we had the good 'ole GM bail out and two thirds of our marketing department was laid off. So now I'm a full time artist, tattoo, paint, sculpt, draw and what not. I tattoo 7 days a week. I can't be happier than what I do. Good to see other tattoo artists on here as well!

[P lang 51]

union iron worker , ive got 17 years in, started out working in a union fab shop through a vo tech program 4:30 pm to 3:30 am then back to high school from 11:00 till 3 . here,s a few pic,s of a project we finshed up the winter before last .

[DrThunder88 912]

Quality inspector at McCormick Spices spend most of my day checking Black Pepper for drosophila melanogaster excrement.

 

Fly shit?

Isn't that what happens when the fan hits it?

Edited April 25, 2012 by DrThunder88

[JRWperformance 17]

Astronaut ninja aligator wrestler mechanic ice cream tester. Pick the one you think I could be....Ill give a hint; not an alligator wrestler.

[mancat 2,368]

I work on marine electronics. Basically anything on a large ship that is electronic, chances are I've fixed it or installed it. Radar, electronic charts, various navigational instruments, satellite phone/data terminals, phone exchange systems, engineering automation electronics, plain old computers, etc. I sort of ran into this job completely by accident, but having a background in engineering I found that I love playing with ships. I had no interest in them at all before. I get to travel the world on my employer's dime, which is also nice. Riding a ship through the Caribbean to Puerto Rico later this week, in fact.

Edited April 25, 2012 by mancat

[preparehandbook 326]

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Edited April 25, 2012 by preparehandbook