Syndicate 812 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Seriously what is with these mutants... end rant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Seriously what is with these mutants... It's lunchtime, they seem hungry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted July 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Seriously what is with these mutants... It's lunchtime, they seem hungry ewwww lol I had to put my ear plugs in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 I hear you girlfriend! (really dude.... little dogs and fingernails on a gun forum?) 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akastormi 617 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 First step in Zombism. Next week they'll be coming after you, hand and foot sandwiches........ As Troy Landry would say... "CHOOT 'EM" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted July 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 First step in Zombism. Next week they'll be coming after you, hand and foot sandwiches........ As Troy Landry would say... "CHOOT 'EM" lol I wouldn't be surprised at all if the outbreak happened here, the immigrant element and their strange smells make me wonder how they are above ground. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peckaldee 12 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Don't want the clippings in the floor at home. Snap. Snap. Click. Snap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 go over and shit on their desk, or maybe just spit on it. same as trimming your nails or getting a haircut in the office. nice to see they let them out of the trailer park once in a while! I hear you girlfriend! (really dude.... little dogs and fingernails on a gun forum?) he bro! no talking shit about the Corgi! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FunkedOut 91 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 now that's fucked up. I read this title and dude next to me starts, "click. click. click..." i'll take it over his empty water bottle spittoon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6500rpm 670 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Rule # 3 for plumbers- 1) Shit runs down hill. 2) Wash your hands before lunch 3) DON'T CHEW YOUR NAILS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted August 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) go over and shit on their desk, or maybe just spit on it. same as trimming your nails or getting a haircut in the office. nice to see they let them out of the trailer park once in a while! I hear you girlfriend! (really dude.... little dogs and fingernails on a gun forum?) he bro! no talking shit about the Corgi! I stole my coworkers helicopter that is a flying fuck and buzzed him lol besides I can just wait till they make a post and troll them Edited August 1, 2012 by Syndicate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mogunner 240 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 I was a Federal employee, you don't want to know some of the things I've done while drawing my salary.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted August 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 I was a Federal employee, you don't want to know some of the things I've done while drawing my salary.... my old job was city and county... there was this creepy old guy in sanitation lets just say the yellow stuff on the stall walls wasn't snot... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mogunner 240 Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) I was the inspector in charge of the final assembly and shipping for the AGT1500 engines after they were rebuilt, had the run of two hangars, only one of which was in use, the other was storage. No one ever wanted to make the trek over to the other hangar, if they needed me for something they'd just call... and usually wake me up. They bought this fancy laser to do the serial number tags on various engine components, only about five of us were taught how to operate it. I spent a lot of time burning plates for Little League trophies, wineglasses,etc a lot of them for the higher-up brass there. Every once in a while I'd take a ride over across post to the MATES sight where we ran the engines on the dyno, that was always good to kill at least an hour and a half, counting stopping in at the shopette to grab a soda and some munchies. Had to be my favorite job of all time... Edited August 2, 2012 by mogunner 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted August 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 I was the inspector in charge of the final assembly and shipping for the AGT1500 engines after they were rebuilt, had the run of two hangars, only one of which was in use, the other was storage. No one ever wanted to make the trek over to the other hangar, if they needed me for something they'd just call... and usually wake me up. They bought this fancy laser to do the serial number tags on various engine components, only about five of us were taught how to operate it. I spent a lot of time burning plates for Little League trophies, wineglasses,etc a lot of them for the higher-up brass there. Every once in a while I'd take a ride over across post to the MATES sight where we ran the engines on the dyno, that was always good to kill at least an hour and a half, counting stopping in at the shopette to grab a soda and some munchies. Had to be my favorite job of all time... ha ya sounds like my friends at lockheed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shankspony 40 Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Seriously what is with these mutants... end rant It's gross! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 It's gross! Yeah, and icky and yucky too! They are all just big poopie heads for doing that! Anything new in scrap booking girls? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 do you work with Mike Bibby? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Real men chew their nails (unless your a plumber). 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Real men chew their nails (unless your a plumber). Or a proctologist. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mogunner 240 Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 Or mortician... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22_Shooter 1,560 Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 Or basically any job that involves the public. I personally used absurd amounts of sanitizer while working at the jail. Dirty motherfuckers are dirty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
read_the_wall 614 Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 I chew my nails........but I'm a gynecologist 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banshee 69 Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 I've cut my nail at work, I work in a machine shop and the floors are much worse than any nails on the floor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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