XdamagedX 248 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 they sell ammonium nitrate at wal mart? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SaigaKen 338 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Fish heads.....water based lube.....pack of smokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) Hacksaw, duct tape, plastic sheeting. Big bag of candy, sleeping pills, and duct tape. Shotgun, shovel, grass seed. Any gun, ski mask, sunglasses. Have a magnetic sign made at their kiosk that says "Free Candy". Add a roll of duct tape and a ski mask. This should get some laughs from the cops that come to talk to you. Edited September 29, 2012 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 I finally figured out what the girl in Chile's avatar is listening to! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Extension cord with a drop light, a Bucket, Skin lotion. +10 points to the people who get it. Did you know that Buffalo Bob is now the Police SGT. in the show MONK??? HAHAHAHHAAAH I finally figured out what the girl in Chile's avatar is listening to! Yeah??? WHAT?!??!? Since when do they carry chainsaws, and ammonium nitrate, and fishheads, or make magnetic signs at walmarts?!?!? I have never seen ANY of those things there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) Since when do they carry chainsaws, and ammonium nitrate, and fishheads, or make magnetic signs at walmarts?!?!? I have never seen ANY of those things there. I don't know about the other stuff, but I have seen fishheads in the Wally seafood area at the one I go to that actually has said area Edited September 29, 2012 by VR6Shooter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) I finally figured out what the girl in Chile's avatar is listening to! Yeah??? WHAT?!??!? Just go back to the video he posted in this thread, listen to it, and the beat matches perfectly with the gif image. Edited September 30, 2012 by Yeoldetool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) Since when do they carry chainsaws, and ammonium nitrate, and fishheads, or make magnetic signs at walmarts?!?!? I have never seen ANY of those things there. I don't know about the other stuff, but I have seen fishheads in the Wally seafood area at the one I go to that actually has said area They make signs at ours from digital photos. Cheaply too. Also, photo rugs, tapestries, etc. They sell magnetic strips. 1+1=2 Ammonium nitrate is 34-0-0 plant fertilizer. Makes the grass grow like mad. Yes, they carry chainsaws too. http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=chainsaw&ic=16_0&Find=Find&search_constraint=0 Edited September 30, 2012 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Since when do they carry chainsaws, and ammonium nitrate, and fishheads, or make magnetic signs at walmarts?!?!? I have never seen ANY of those things there. I don't know about the other stuff, but I have seen fishheads in the Wally seafood area at the one I go to that actually has said area Yes, they carry chainsaws too. http://www.walmart.c...ch_constraint=0 Because chainsaws are S12 attachments I classify that as a non-vendor link. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frz1197 128 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 It wasn't a Walmart, but I did get some 5 hour energy, a case of Yuengling, and some bottle rockets once. Cashier was looking funny at me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Or did the cashier just look funny... anyway? What hump? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) bleach,tarp,duct tape Been there done that! Also in the cart were large trash bags, and axe, a shovel, rope, and a box of ammo. (7.62x39 if I remember correctly). I haven't heard of this prank for a long time! ETA: I had to check out at the ammo counter with all this shit and I thought for sure the dude was going to call it in and I was going to get hemmed up in the parking lot. He was looking at all the stuff like he was Sherlock Holmes. LOL! Edited September 30, 2012 by MT Predator 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 they sell ammonium nitrate at wal mart? Before McVeigh, you could buy it in 40 lb bags. When I worked at K-mart '93-'95(the college years), we'd have people buy it by the pallet. I worked Garden Shop, so I didn't need a Chuck Norris Total Gym. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Walmart doesn't have the correct Ammonium Nitrate you can actually do anything with explosive-wise nor the staff intelligent enough to notice something that complex anyway. Chainsaws, tarps, duct tape, and bleach are about the maximum comprehension level of most check out employees to take notice. The good AN is required to be reported when purchased in any quantity. (Trust me. I'm a demo guy). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Walmart doesn't have the correct Ammonium Nitrate you can actually do anything with explosive-wise nor the staff intelligent enough to notice something that complex anyway. (Trust me. I'm a demo guy). ...but they hear in the news that AN makes "kewl bomz" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ImperialArt 29 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Life preserver, large rubber tub, cement mix Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Children's book Jergen's hand lotion Kleenex Cat food BB gun Beer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) halloween costume, apples, razorblades Car battery charger, Metal folding chair, duct tape. Car battery charger, steel wool, Metal folding chair Garden hose, Crisco, rope (think KGB's favorite torture) Rubber hammer, herbal erection supplements, large butcher knife A box of donuts, a box of donut holes, and a bottle of Elmer's glue beer, baby food, and a machete Barbecue lighter, WD-40, package of little green army men. Hammer, ammunition, safety glasses Large can of chili, 24 pack toilet paper, bowl cleaner spiked cleats, band-aids riverdance video Edited September 30, 2012 by patriot 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bayoupiper 738 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Winner! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lbsrdi 1,078 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 A box of donuts, a box of donut holes, and a bottle of Elmer's glue lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayofruin 425 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 The donuts are great. Made me laugh out loud for real. One that made me laugh when I worked at Walmart, was the odd things teenagers would buy with condoms. A couple random magazines and condoms or a magazine, ice cream and condoms. It was like they were trying to distract from the fact that condoms were all they came in for. I was always proud of em. Lol! I'd find the most attractive or oldest cashier and set my big box of rubbers up to pay for where everyone could see. Haha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Dr Spock's book on child rearing, a baseball bat and some rope. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Voltia 375 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 automatic appliance timer, a boombox, and a Rammstein album. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunfun 3,931 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 automatic appliance timer, a boombox, and a Rammstein album. as in "The Jackal"? -- Two random children of a different color than you, and a marvin gaye album. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unclejake 428 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Extension cord with a drop light, a Bucket, Skin lotion. +10 points to the people who get it. Silence Of The Lambs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ben4345 123 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) Tampons, laxatives, cheese whiz New moon DVD, KY, cucumber Edited October 1, 2012 by Kitten Legion Master Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BB1980 71 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 12ga copper barrel brush, enema, medical gauze. Boys underwear, baby oil, camcorder. Machete, paper towels, needle/thread. Pillow case, cat food, golf club Motor oil, lighter, kids toy Nair, blue fabric dye, white pants and hat Erection pills, superglue, toothpicks Bra, two tangerines, short dress Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Baseball bat, Crisco, Preparation H Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Meat Laxatives Dog collar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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