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Extension cord with a drop light, a Bucket, Skin lotion.   +10 points to the people who get it.

Last fall right before Halloween I got a odd look for having   A big bag of candy, rat poison, pack of razor blades.   The cashier had that "I think I have to make a call" look.

Case of beer, case of beer, case of beer, pack of diapers   When you get to the check out line look in your wallet then at your cart, frown for a secound and put back the diapers.   Now your cart

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I really like those pumpkins they are offering out in the front of the store. 032.gif

 

And no, that's not me in the picture. rolleyes.gif

 

Hey you. Pump... Pumpkin Fucker. Do you need assistance?

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

...it was all fun and games until someone went and fucked a pumpkin

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Case of slim fast cans

Deck of Large print playing cards

Carton of cigarettes

When I was younger, we were in florida and had completely blown our minds on lsd, and decided to go to walmart. This is shat we bought. Weren't trying to look weird, but dish plate-sized pupils and this purchase definitely got some looks at the register.

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Vasoline, D Batteries, and a pack of polaroid film

Strike Anywhere matches, tennis balls, and starter fluid.

Ether, a dish rag, and tylenol.

Light bulbs, salt, and a torch lighter

duck tape, candles, and burn cream

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Motorized weedeater

12 rubber chickens

Several jars of peach preserves

 

Jockstrap

Three toilet plungers

Can of Crisco grease

 

Transmission drain funnel

A dozen goldfish

A tube of Preparation H

 

Four gerbils

A box of Afro-Sheen hair coloring

Stanley splitting maul

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Have to wonder if this exact list has been filled recently?  Cat tracks on the top of your new convertible, maybe?  wink.png

 

Lawn mower blades

Ceiling fan kit

Cat toys with long strings

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