Salt1219 176 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) A box of donuts, a box of donut holes, and a bottle of Elmer's glue thats the best one I've seen Edited October 1, 2012 by Salt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Case of energy drinks Richard Simmons exercise video Spandex leotard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) fishing pole child's swim goggles deer drag Operation game. X-Acto knife set First Aid kit. gummy worms nasal spray enema bag Edited October 2, 2012 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mohawk Bob 26 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Ruber gloves, Vaseline, NFL size football Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I really like those pumpkins they are offering out in the front of the store. And no, that's not me in the picture. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Sure it isn't... Yeah right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun12 205 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Cannot unsee. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mohawk Bob 26 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Get game Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuffetDestroyer 969 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) I really like those pumpkins they are offering out in the front of the store. And no, that's not me in the picture. Hey you. Pump... Pumpkin Fucker. Do you need assistance? Edited October 4, 2012 by BuffetDestroyer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 I really like those pumpkins they are offering out in the front of the store. And no, that's not me in the picture. Hey you. Pump... Pumpkin Fucker. Do you need assistance? HAHAHAHAHAHA ...it was all fun and games until someone went and fucked a pumpkin 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "jack-o-lantern!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elvis christ 451 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Case of slim fast cans Deck of Large print playing cards Carton of cigarettes When I was younger, we were in florida and had completely blown our minds on lsd, and decided to go to walmart. This is shat we bought. Weren't trying to look weird, but dish plate-sized pupils and this purchase definitely got some looks at the register. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Hey you. Pump... Pumpkin Fucker. Do you need assistance? Daym, Ghetto Booty pumpkin there! Hmm, raw liver? I think there's some in the back of the fridge somewhere? http://www.mymasturb...e/food-meat.htm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BB1980 71 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Enema, funnel, bottle of wine. See the butt chugging thread...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slippingaway 89 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Gotta chime in... Vasoline, D Batteries, and a pack of polaroid film Strike Anywhere matches, tennis balls, and starter fluid. Ether, a dish rag, and tylenol. Light bulbs, salt, and a torch lighter duck tape, candles, and burn cream Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Glow in the dark paint cat treats Baseball bat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Motorized weedeater 12 rubber chickens Several jars of peach preserves Jockstrap Three toilet plungers Can of Crisco grease Transmission drain funnel A dozen goldfish A tube of Preparation H Four gerbils A box of Afro-Sheen hair coloring Stanley splitting maul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Ceiling fan survival fishing kit (line, hooks, a couple sinkers) cat treats 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 So... anyone get arrested yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Chocolate cake mix Ex-Lax birthday candles 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) Time for a necro post! Box of 22 shells HavaHart traps cat food Edited June 16, 2018 by patriot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 Have to wonder if this exact list has been filled recently? Cat tracks on the top of your new convertible, maybe? Lawn mower blades Ceiling fan kit Cat toys with long strings 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 Nice to see a necro post without a case of spam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Have to wonder if this exact list has been filled recently? Cat tracks on the top of your new convertible, maybe? Lawn mower blades Ceiling fan kit Cat toys with long strings Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Large zucchini Vaseline CD of love songs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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