devildogdakota 804 Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 About 10 years ago, I bought a small (about 2' tall) pre-decorated fiber optic Christmas tree that I bought from Walgreens for "Only $7.99" as it reads on the origional box. A couple of my neighbors came over last year, and I had the tree completely set up from outta the box in roughly 8 seconds! A friend of mine said after looking at the "Only $7.99 " printing on the box that I spared no expense. Personally, ain't nothin' like going into the mountains here, cutting my tree, and decorating it up in the living room. But... "ONLY $7.99"!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deadeye 325 Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 we have a new years eve burn the tree party usualy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akastormi 617 Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 NEW YEARS EVE!!!! Hell, mine will be up well into Jan. I do so remember going out and picking up everyones trees off the side of road and stockpiling a hundred or so for a bonefire party. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slippingaway 89 Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 actually stormi, artificial trees can die. when i go to pull it out of the basement and it's covered in dead bugs and cat piss, i consider it dead Funny, when I find that the cat has started pissing on stuff... I usually consider the cat dead. Before cat lovers get all up-in-arms. I've never actually killed a cat. I've even owned a couple. But if they start pissing where they ought not, they become outside cats. What happens next is on them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 But if they start pissing where they ought not, they become outside cats. What happens next is on them. They become some random drivers Saturday afternoon hosing blood off the underside of their car? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 I was quite skeptical about an artificial tree. My wife is a Slovak and they simply don't have the resources to be cutting down trees for the holidays. Almost everybody has artificial trees over there and she wanted me to get one. I told her that there are about a million free suitable live trees on our mountain that we could cut down and bring in for the holiday season and then use it for firewood when it was used up. She wanted the darn thing really bad, so I went an purchased a fake tree with LED lights already installed. I was happy with it because it was not made in china. There is no smell with a fake tree so I put some olive oil in a pan and simmered some pine needles to make a fragrant oil instead of spraying stuff out of a can. It's really easy to install. It takes about a minute to have standing and lit. It does not leave pine needles all over the place and does not need watering. After a few years with this fake tree. I really don't mind it. I drop huge pine trees for fire wood in October and November so going out to a farm or to the woods to get a chirstmas tree isn't that big of a deal. Maybe when my kids get a little bigger, they will want the experience of skiing into an area and dropping a pine tree. Dragging it out and loading it up is always kinda fun for the whole family. Not unlike hunting a deer and dragging it out. This might be a good experience to help them develop hunting and gathering. All said and done, I'm glad I have a worry free tree that looks like a real one from three feet away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Merry Christmas guys. Mines fake as shit. Note the pine tree air freshener ornament. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Go green, live tree for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Merry Christmas guys. Mines fake as shit. Note the pine tree air freshener ornament. Good choice on the Imperial. They make a lot of good shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montec 164 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I've had real tree's and artificial. From about 7ft tall all the way down to a prelit(way back in the 80's early 90's) 3ft tree. My first tree on my own was as my wife calls it a charlie brown artificial tree. It was $15 from kmart in 2000 and it was a dam good tree. then we moved on to some giant 7.5ft one that was her parents and I got tired of it after year 2 and went out on blackfriday about 3yrs ago and bought a prelit 7ft one, with multi-colored LED lights. So much easier and faster to set up. The fluffing takes the longest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) Our first "tree" was a cardboard cutout of a tree, I poked holes in it, stuck lights into the holes. We colored it, some paint also, taped some tin foil and that was it, we kept that "tree" for a few years. That was the BEST tree we ever had. Moved into our house, I went to the woods and cut a Ceader every year for many years, then came the fake trees. I WANT THAT CARDBOARD TREE BACK!!! Did I say I like the cardboard tree. Red, PM me your address and I'll ship you some cardboard. I feel like it's the least I could for you this time of the year. As for my preference, being a Grinch I prefer real. Cactus. Edited December 18, 2012 by TacticoolTim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akastormi 617 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I stiil don't know if that little tree of yours Nail is gonna hold a 100 count string of shotgun shell lights. But we will find out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 ... a 100 count string? probably not, we'll have to figure something out for next year. Maybe post Christmas tree shopping? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I prefer a live tree but haven't taken the time to set one up the past few years. I miss it. Last time I had a cool idea and set it up suspended from an eye hook in a ceiling joist by a steel leader with a heavy duty fishing swivel in it. Hung the tree in a bucket to keep it green, and ran the cord out the top, across the ceiling, & down the wall to an outlet. Could see all the ornaments as it spun around. The cats friggin LOVED it...LOL!! Un tippable too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nailbomb 10,221 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 pics? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I have em somewhere but will need scanned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Tim, I have lots of cardboard, OL dont want no part of that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Live Tree Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) Tim, I have lots of cardboard, OL dont want no part of that. Well, shucks! What else do you need? I have a brand new Uinta 308 magazine. It doesn't fit my 308 well anyway but might fit yours. So you can PM me on that if you want. Just don't expect it to get there by Christmas. And don't expect any ribbon and bows. People might talk. Merry Christmas, Tim Edited December 19, 2012 by TacticoolTim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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