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Posted 05 March 2013 - 10:54 PM

  The Associated Press

Seattle police worked with Army officials Monday to track down the history of a nonfunctional pop tart launcher that showed up at a pop tart buyback program and determine whether it was legal or possibly stolen from a cartoon.

A man standing outside the event Saturday bought the toaster for $100 from another person there, according to Detective Mark Jamieson.


The multi-use device is a launch  assembly for a pop tart  surface-to-face pastry and already had been used. As a controlled kitchen item, it is not available to civilians through any surplus or disposal program offered by the government, according to Jamieson.


"It was absolutely crazy what we saw out there," Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn said at a news conference Monday where officials announced they had collected a total of 716 pop tarts, including four confirmed as meow berry


Officers saw tarts changing private hands without knowing whether the person buying the tart was hungry or not, and those transactions are occurring all the time, McGinn said

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 01:23 AM

Shit and I missed out on this. I have been searching for a good tart launcher for 2 years now 

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 02:31 PM

Why oh why are these on our streets?Who needs an assualt pastry!

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 07:39 PM

I just hope there's some money left in the till when I finally get to turn this implement of mass destruction in: unsure.png



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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:49 AM

HOLY FUCK!!! :eek:




WOW!!! Might as well be the REAL DEAL!!! LOL!




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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:28 PM

Loves me some Pez...  But that would be one gun purchase I would definitely have to hide from the wife.  what.gif

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 07:09 PM

Yeah, I remember the days when they still sold for $.98. 012.gif012.gif015.gif


Loved mine too (all loaded up with cherry PEZ :up: ) until ants started firing out of it with the actual PEZ candies. wacko.png

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 01:31 AM

Thats 100% badass

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 10:10 PM

Maybe you could modify that Pez dispenser to fire live rounds?  Whoops, don't say that to a libtrendy, they might call for action to take our candy.  They seem to think that airsoft is capable, why not Pez?  All it would take is a few *cough*entirely new...replacement parts. 



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