read_the_wall 614 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 The Associated Press Seattle police worked with Army officials Monday to track down the history of a nonfunctional pop tart launcher that showed up at a pop tart buyback program and determine whether it was legal or possibly stolen from a cartoon. A man standing outside the event Saturday bought the toaster for $100 from another person there, according to Detective Mark Jamieson. The multi-use device is a launch assembly for a pop tart surface-to-face pastry and already had been used. As a controlled kitchen item, it is not available to civilians through any surplus or disposal program offered by the government, according to Jamieson. "It was absolutely crazy what we saw out there," Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn said at a news conference Monday where officials announced they had collected a total of 716 pop tarts, including four confirmed as meow berry . Officers saw tarts changing private hands without knowing whether the person buying the tart was hungry or not, and those transactions are occurring all the time, McGinn said 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Looking Ugly Guy 12 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Shit and I missed out on this. I have been searching for a good tart launcher for 2 years now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twin60s 4 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why oh why are these on our streets?Who needs an assualt pastry! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 I just hope there's some money left in the till when I finally get to turn this implement of mass destruction in: 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,186 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 HOLY FUCK!!! http://www.ebay.com/itm/PEZ-MOC-1960s-candy-shooter-6-Walther-PPK-pistol-unused-store-display-/230929157372?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35c4734cfc WOW!!! Might as well be the REAL DEAL!!! LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MultiSlacking 102 Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Loves me some Pez... But that would be one gun purchase I would definitely have to hide from the wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) Yeah, I remember the days when they still sold for $.98. Loved mine too (all loaded up with cherry PEZ ) until ants started firing out of it with the actual PEZ candies. Edited March 8, 2013 by Gaddis 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Thats 100% badass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Padrooga 55 Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Maybe you could modify that Pez dispenser to fire live rounds? Whoops, don't say that to a libtrendy, they might call for action to take our candy. They seem to think that airsoft is capable, why not Pez? All it would take is a few *cough*entirely new...replacement parts. http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/02/28/airsoft-gun-seizure-apparently-toys-can-be-real-guns/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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