Eric Pate 478 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 (edited) The Anti's worst nightmare. High-capacity assault teapot: ETA: Evil features include folding stock, bayonet, pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the reciever, short barrel AND barrel shroud AND silencer PLUS flash hider/muzzle brake/door breacher. I'd consider the belt a high-capacity feed device as well. "WHY DO YOU NEED THAT?" I know all you guys got a big box full of spare gun parts, so go ahead and pull some of them out and lets see what sort of everyday items can become assault weapons with the addition of a few evil features! Edited March 18, 2013 by DistalRadius 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 Yeah, in addition to all the "evil weapon features" you can also include scalding water. This thing should be banned for that alone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dolomite_supafly 56 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 And even without the water being scalding it could be used to waterboard innocent terrorists. Dolomite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ARCHANGEL 104 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 This should get the Libs boiling mad ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timy 1,185 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 And even without the water being scalding it could be used to waterboard innocent terrorists. Dolomite That's sick! I vote we ban water, boards, and teapots. A good start, leastwise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 That's happening! http://www.dhmo.org/ But I like my tea and crumpets during the afternoon lull in battle! Hey! That gives me an idea! Water/coffee/chocolate cooled S12 barrel shroud with pour spout! Just perfect to go with the bacon cooker! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Eric Pate 478 Posted March 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 Here, I got another one. This ones a Tactical Assault Skillet! (Its tactical cause its black.) It features a heavy machine gun barrel for terrifying sustained fire, bullpup configuration for ease of handling, fully ambidextrous fire control, and a well seasoned cast-iron surface perfect for full-auto flapjack applications or a tactical bacon rig (sold separately). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Pate 478 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Awww, come on... no one wants to play? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted March 18, 2013 Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 (edited) I'd play but sold off all of my parts laying around. Not gonna take any of my guns apart cuz I live in Colorado and someone may be showing up to try and take them away from me any day Edited March 18, 2013 by Big John! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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