devildogdakota 804 Posted April 7, 2013 Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 My ole' lady is watching a zombie apocalypse show on Discovery channel right now. She just called me up with concern, and asked me what I know about zombies. Now she is a smart gal who's made her mark in this world. She was born and raised in an extremely rugged and secluded mountain range over 12,000 ft in elevation as a ranch gal in the front range of Colorado, was a horse breaker and taught others to ride, was on the "Wide World of Sports" as a professional freestyle skier on the circuit who was at the top along with rival Susy Chaffe (Suzy "Chapstick") in the 70's, she was a Jawa ice racer, was a snowcat operator and instructor for 10 years, drove truck and school bus for 20 years, and owned a store for a few years. She's really intelligent, and the biggest go-getter I've ever known. Anyways, she didn't know these zombies are "real", and that you had to shoot them in the head to kill them, and that you could even sever their limbs, and they'll still come at you. Now remember, she's lived most of her 58 years as a Blackfeet indian in remote seclusion, who has only watched television in the past few years, and wasn't aware of this zombie pandemic that is going on in parts of this world. She told me she had no idea that they are real, so I'd figure I'd have a little fun educating her about them. This Discovery show program displics it as zombies being a real threat, and I'm doing my part to confirm it for her! I'm really forward to her reaction on this video I found showing her what was filmed by a news crew in Florida last year... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted April 7, 2013 Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 (edited) you're cruel, but in a funny way Edited April 7, 2013 by mancat 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 Ohhhh, it's gettin' better! Just got off the phone with her and she's sold hook, line, and sinker! I guess they showed the video of the face eating zombie that was caught on video on the Discovery program she watched, and I told her to watch the video I posted here on an email I sent to her. She said some of the footage (not sure if it was the same one) was from Florida, which makes my case even stronger (since the one I posted was from CNN in Florida)! She's in slight shock right now, she's in the know with everything else that's going on, and she said, "Now we have to worry about this?!" She's extremely survival minded and frugal. Now she's frantic to want to start training with one of my AK's. It'll be a good chance to stockpile even more x-39 ammo (when available), so it's a win/win situation all the way around. Since I didn't pull any gags on her on April Fools, I let this one ride for a while, let her buy here own practice ammo, and get some good training in to boot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RED333 1,025 Posted April 7, 2013 Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 SHE IS GONA WHOPP YOU ASS! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bws1 58 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 I did something like that to my wife about 10 years ago. Finally stopped sleeping with one eye open last Tuesday. It was so worth it! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted April 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 She's actually a sleepwalker, but thankfully a very peaceful one. Thankfully, we have our own homes and I'm a real light sleeper! (LOL!). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 SHE IS GONA WHOPP YOU ASS! YUP! Sounds like a hell of a gal you got there bro! You best be careful.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 LOL. Good Thread. Thanks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zombiehunter762 376 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 I remember this back last year. But never saw this footage. Good times. I know my wife would beat the hell out of me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Oh boy this is gonna be good 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beretty 37 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 I thought it was now common knowledge that bath salts are the real world t-Virus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LuPiN8oR 333 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 My wife watches walking dead and has seen many many zombie flicks...she doesn't take the 'zombait' so to speak. But home intruder stuff and supernatural crap she falls for almost every time. Before she recently got preggers id hide and jump out at her and get one hell of a laugh! Cant do that now tho. :/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Cash 104 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 LOL! I thought it was now common knowledge that bath salts are the real world t-Virus. They confirmed that there were no bath salts in his system (the Miami zombie). Just weed..talk about having the munchies... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Excellent thread. Have her post here to let us know what method she chose for your death 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 (edited) Really get her goat. This one was done in Great Britain around the same time. Edited April 8, 2013 by Lone Eagle 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted April 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Really get her goat. This one was done in Great Britain around the same time. I might have to keep this one on the down-low for now. Once I feed her the initial baby food on this, I'll feed her the kings supper with this video! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conscript 99 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 "Dear wife, now that you know what I know, we will need twice as much ammo. I had to run to the store, grabbed the credit card. Thanks for understanding!" -Husband 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted April 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Hehehe! Now will be a good chance to help her conjure up a rummage sale, and get her to unload all the useless shit that taking up the space for full ammo cans! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macbeau 902 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Kinda reminds me of the "Messin' With Sasquatch" beef jerky ads. I love it! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Go put a zombie mask on and start beating on the windows after dark. She's gonna kill ya anyway.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mike U. 51 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 That sound you'll soon hear is the lid being slammed down on the nookie jar. Ya might wanna buy some flea killer since your new home will likely be the doghouse. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 were these all tied in with the zombie "flash mobs" that a ton of people were doing 1-2 years ago? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 (edited) as long as we're on pranks, oh yeah you guys will like this one. I found the video among a bunch of YT videos. the TV station included in the video is FOX KCPQ-13, a seattle area station that my dad has going on the TV often when he's working at home. I was thinking of conveniently "visiting" my parents on April 1st and slipping the video in as a DVD and playing it covertly at 3:17PM . The setup and availability of the video was almost perfect, in combination with recent NK developments. I passed the idea by my wife and she said NO, a little too close to home for my dad who said one of the scariest times of his life was during the Cuban missile crisis. I agreed with her.. the video even puts chills up MY, spine and I'm not the one being fooled. some of you guys may want to take the idea and run with it though. there are a ton of EAS videos on Youtube, some are zombie related too. Edited April 8, 2013 by mancat 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 as long as we're on pranks, oh yeah you guys will like this one. I found the video among a bunch of YT videos. the TV station included in the video is FOX KCPQ-13, a seattle area station that my dad has going on the TV often when he's working at home. I was thinking of conveniently "visiting" my parents on April 1st and slipping the video in as a DVD and playing it covertly at 3:17PM . The setup and availability of the video was almost perfect, in combination with recent NK developments. I passed the idea by my wife and she said NO, a little too close to home for my dad who said one of the scariest times of his life was during the Cuban missile crisis. I agreed with her.. the video even puts chills up MY, spine and I'm not the one being fooled. some of you guys may want to take the idea and run with it though. there are a ton of EAS videos on Youtube, some are zombie related too. I got my wife with this. Fucking excellent! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dubya 198 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 as long as we're on pranks, oh yeah you guys will like this one. I found the video among a bunch of YT videos. the TV station included in the video is FOX KCPQ-13, a seattle area station that my dad has going on the TV often when he's working at home. I was thinking of conveniently "visiting" my parents on April 1st and slipping the video in as a DVD and playing it covertly at 3:17PM . The setup and availability of the video was almost perfect, in combination with recent NK developments. I passed the idea by my wife and she said NO, a little too close to home for my dad who said one of the scariest times of his life was during the Cuban missile crisis. I agreed with her.. the video even puts chills up MY, spine and I'm not the one being fooled. some of you guys may want to take the idea and run with it though. there are a ton of EAS videos on Youtube, some are zombie related too. I got my wife with this. Fucking excellent! Lol I just used this video on my fiancée. She was napping with the baby so I took my 12 foot mini HDMI cord for my phone, plugged into the TV and turned it on just as she was waking up. I didn't realize it said Honolulu was targeted and close friends of ours just landed there this morning for their wedding lol. She started crying! After it ended I got chased out of the room. Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted April 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 as long as we're on pranks, oh yeah you guys will like this one. I found the video among a bunch of YT videos. the TV station included in the video is FOX KCPQ-13, a seattle area station that my dad has going on the TV often when he's working at home. I was thinking of conveniently "visiting" my parents on April 1st and slipping the video in as a DVD and playing it covertly at 3:17PM . The setup and availability of the video was almost perfect, in combination with recent NK developments. I passed the idea by my wife and she said NO, a little too close to home for my dad who said one of the scariest times of his life was during the Cuban missile crisis. I agreed with her.. the video even puts chills up MY, spine and I'm not the one being fooled. some of you guys may want to take the idea and run with it though. there are a ton of EAS videos on Youtube, some are zombie related too. I could imagine lots of folks getting a heart attack watching this one! I remember the show "The Day After" that was on television in late '80's, that caused a shitload of panic from a lot of people who thought "it" was really happening. Can you imagine if they aired this emergency alert gag right now? It would probably be the LA riots on steroids! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 "War of the Worlds" created a major havoc in the 1938 radio broadcast, because so many had never even heard of the book by H.G. Wells. I can remember my Grandfather talking about how people would sit around the radio listening to "radio shows." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="King Cash" data-cid="886831" data-time="1365384881"><p> LOL!<br /> <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Beretty" data-cid="886823" data-time="1365384118"><p>I thought it was now common knowledge that bath salts are the real world t-Virus.</p></blockquote> <br /> They confirmed that there were no bath salts in his system (the Miami zombie). Just weed..talk about having the munchies...</p></blockquote> The "bath salts" are all designer drugs that are so rare and all a little different that most they can't even detect in a GC since they don't know what to look for. I'm sure he was on them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cvhanh20 1,052 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 I see someone getting shot! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devildogdakota 804 Posted April 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Now she's damned near got me believing zombies exist!!! I let her in on it being a gag, but the show on Discovery she watched has her believing that they are real!!!!! She's buying into the scientific explanation they were explaining about a fast moving viral infection that has turned some people into a "zombie" like state. I haven't watched the program, I'm just going off of the tidbits I can recall at last nights conversation with her, between the beer I was drinking, and the muffled laughing I had induced while on the phone. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Atleast she still wants to stock up on more ammo and food than we had origionally planned, because of the zombie show, so it definately was a bonus! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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