XD45 7,124 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 Video games are full of one-liners. What's the best you've heard? For me I think it's this: "I don't need luck. I have ammo!" Urdnot Grunt - ME3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EthanM 514 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) I have several I really liked lol One of my favorites was from Mass Effect 2 Illusive Man: "Shepard. You’re making a habit of costing me more than time and money." Shepard: "I’m sorry, I’m having trouble hearing you. I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line." Another one from Mass Effect Harkin "Secrets are like herpes, you got 'em? You might as well spread 'em around..." Plus about anything haggard says in battlefield bad company. Lol Edited April 9, 2013 by Ethan M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeAK 337 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 From Battlefield: Bad Company 1, when your character picks up a shotgun, Haggard says, "Reminds me of my first shotgun, I was the happiest 4 year old in the county." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) Umm... Almost everything that CJ says in GTA San Andreas... A couple of my favorites: "What kind of license you got? A fishin' license? "Yes, I'm a maniac with a gun!" "It's my constitutional right, bitch!" It just goes on and on... Oh, and just about everything from all the Saint's Row games! (skip to 5 minutes for the taunts!) Edited April 9, 2013 by Maxwelhse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 I like the cheap one liners in the call of duty series, especially in multiplayer. My current fav is when your playing as the Mercs, and your teammates say shit like, "You wanna get paid, move it!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jwulf 179 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Killing Floor has some good ones. Couple of my favorites: ".50 cal fun time!" and "Twin .50 cals! Come and get it!"... "Ha! Now this is a shotgun!" and Team Fortress 2 way too many to list... great Soldier lines. http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Soldier_responses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AKpwnerer 1 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) "HURT ME MORE!!!!!"- gray fox "SNAKE!? SNAKE?! ANSWER ME SNAKE?! SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" -Otacon Metal gear, I used to hustle things like aluminum cans and turtles for quarters then ride my bike 5 miles to the bowling alley just for the privilege to play the first one. I probably spent well over $200 and spent countless hours in the back of a smoke filled bar with my friends fending off drunk sex offenders trying to defeat Big Boss. Kids today have no idea how easy they have it. Edited April 10, 2013 by AKpwnerer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LuPiN8oR 333 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 "Lucky's an old buddy of mine - and by old buddy I mean asshole that ruined my momma's girl parts. Sounds like he's in trouble so you go on ahead and try and keep him alive long enough so I can kill him at a later occasion."-Scooter, Borderlands. He says the funniest shit! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) In Dead Rising 2, its not so much about WHAT is said, it's about HOW its said... "Suck on this zombie scum!" "Die you ugly son-of-a-bitch" "Death to you all!" Ahhhhh... If only "The Scooter Store" would sell me a "Blitzkrieg"... And of course... "Freedom Bear" "Let's get it on!" "Get some!!!" "AAAAAHHHH!" Edited April 10, 2013 by Maxwelhse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 I liked this from ME3, I had the same reaction lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeremiahisnaked 64 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 I need a weapon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dunedain 44 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Some of the best lines ever in a game. Just be sure to substitute "democracy" with "freedom" for greater clarity... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 "Still alive? That's great..." Barkeep in the 90 Rads bar in STALKER..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Voltia 375 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 My games are from an older day. Duke Nukem, Serious Sam, and Havoc, the GDI commando out of the C&C games had the best ones. "I'm going to rip off your head, and shit down your neck." Duke himself. "Sounds unfair, maybe I'll shoot lefthanded." That shitty C&C FPS game "Who wants some Wang?" (Shadow Warrior) Although the real best lines I ever had in a game was in a Win 98 game Starship Titanic, which was off of the Douglas Adams book of the same name. It was a puzzle game, and all the other characters were bots on this spaceship; they each had 20 minutes of dialogue Like here's some, guarantee you'll shut it off in ten seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ6pZmmGrg8 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 chew bubble gum and kick ass!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coronet 131 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 The old Postal game had a few good ones in it, in a weird way. Scenerio, person laying on the ground in a pool of blood screaming "my ear, my ear" then the postal dude goes up and taunts "did that hurt sissy?" Stuff like that. It was disturbing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeAK 337 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 chew bubble gum and kick ass!!! I think that was a movie line first. Still one of my favorites. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Duke Nukem: "Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size-13 boot!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Pong.....Pong......Pong.....Pong........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EthanM 514 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) Gotta love all the lines your soldier says in battlefield 3 multiplayer: "Got a wookie in the bushes, over" "I'm gettin' my s*** pushed in here!" "I'm gonna bring the rain o' pain on 'em!" "Get your dicks in the ground! They have a machine gunner!" Edited April 10, 2013 by Ethan M 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matchgrade 27 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 I loved to play "Duke Nukem: Manhatten Project" just to hear these jems. "Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards" "I go where I please, and I please where I go" "Must be 18 or older to ride" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zombiehunter762 376 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) I can't remember any lines. But Manhunt was a pretty bad A** game. I still have the original before they censored it. Edited April 10, 2013 by MfWiC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Earthworm Jim had some and there was a super hero ish comedy game with Phil Hartman's voice, the lines were great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted April 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) Oh yeah, oh yeah, there was this one game, and it had, like, the BEST lines in it! Edited April 10, 2013 by Darth Saigus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Oh yeah, oh yeah, there was this one game, and it had, like, the BEST lines in it! SHUT UP! I've been trying to think of the game, think about how long ago Phil Hartman was alive and how old the game was, I never actually played it, watched my friend play it a bunch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Serious Sam, any line in the game Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeAK 337 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 Gotta love all the lines your soldier says in battlefield 3 multiplayer: "Got a wookie in the bushes, over" "I'm gettin' my s*** pushed in here!" "I'm gonna bring the rain o' pain on 'em!" "Get your dicks in the ground! They have a machine gunner!" Pretty sure I've heard the Russians yelling something about wolverines quite a few times. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) the bad Russian accents in the game while speaking English crack me up like this Edited April 10, 2013 by Syndicate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 All your base are belong to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted April 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) All your base are belong to me. US. All your base are belong to US. Good lord man, how could you get that wrong. Edited April 10, 2013 by Darth Saigus 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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