Syndicate 812 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 http://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Natural-Energy-Drink-250ml/dp/B004RB8GD6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hpc_5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haugpatr 972 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I think I am going to post some reviews and claim it has a fishy taste to it 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Smells like fish tastes like chicken is the new slogan 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra 76 two 2,677 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I can see the ads already.... Start your day out with some pussy, for an uplifting morning experience!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Superhawk138 202 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Don't get the can in "red" it'll taste like old rusty coins. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Hmmm...seems like a bad name for an energy drink...after getting some all I wanna do is fall asleep. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Honey....run down to the 7-eleven and buy us some pussy 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Superhawk138 202 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Don't shake it up or it's a squirter 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT Predator 2,294 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Don't get the can in "red" it'll taste like old rusty coins. Have you tasted old rusty coins? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I'm thinking rather than an energy drink it should be some fruity mixed drink or wine cooler. Of course if you ordered one of those saying something like "I'll have a pussy" the bartender would probably say "if that's what you're drinking, you've already got a pussy." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
U.S. Pratorean 1,234 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 OMG! Next will be DICK DRINK. Of course we already know what that is. Jeez........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zombiehunter762 376 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 You are what you drink, a PUSSY! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Geeeez.......I hope the mods don't get offended and lock up the pussy 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haugpatr 972 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I'll bet it's expensive, pussy is never free. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sccritterkiller 473 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I have heard it's not bad...once you get past the smell you've got it licked. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Geeeez.......I hope the mods don't get offended and lock up the pussy I'll bet it's expensive, pussy is never free. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I prefer my pussy without the milk thistle. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
read_the_wall 614 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 it's really good until your tongue gets stuck in the opening...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 found more http://www.energyfiend.com/genital-inspired-energy-drinks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighPlainsDrifter 466 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 You know what they say about black men and white pussy? Now I'm jealous... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 My daughter dated a guy a couple of years ago and he showed me this and asked what I thought of the label. Told him that if the stuff inside the can got people laid it will sellout, if not your going to see what is in this thread. Anybody gettin laid? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 My daughter dated a guy a couple of years ago and he showed me this and asked what I thought of the label. Told him that if the stuff inside the can got people laid it will sellout, if not your going to see what is in this thread. Anybody gettin laid? Certainly not because of this... If this gets you laid, you will also "get" some VD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxwelhse 1,285 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Hilariously, the lil lady just told me that, "Milk Thistle is supposed to promote good vaginal health by promoting blood flow to the 'area'" Uhhhh... I bet dudes that drink this get the shits! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marc 147 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Go ahead and try my Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Go ahead and try my Sadly being in competitive gaming in HS and shortly after I can say this is so 1998ish lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighPlainsDrifter 466 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) Go ahead and try my Sadly being in competitive gaming in HS and shortly after I can say this is so 1998ish lol When you were puttin' bawls to your lips back in '98 we were drinking this crap... Sorry, I couldn't resist... Edited May 3, 2013 by HighPlainsDrifter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marc 147 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 LOLZ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Syndicate 812 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) Go ahead and try my Sadly being in competitive gaming in HS and shortly after I can say this is so 1998ish lol When you were puttin' bawls to your lips back in '98 we were drinking this crap... Sorry, I couldn't resist... I never drank it after I tried a sip of it once, it might as well be called extracted ball sweat of 1000 camels. Most of us were getting high as hell and cared little for caffeinated stuff lol Edited May 3, 2013 by Syndicate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 This vid makes me wonder if theres anything we need to know about how they make Pussy. http://www.hulu.com/watch/1118 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
seanW 1 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Me and some of my buddies went to the Dominican last year for a vacation and actually had some of this stuff, it was the only energy drink they had at the resort. Tastes similar to red bull. Couldn't stop laughing and making jokes about it all week- still do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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