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Thanks for asking, those are great questions. Here you go.

 

(Q) How to make a cat sound like a dog?

 

 

(A) Douse it with gasoline then touch a match to it.......... WOOF!!!

 

 

(Q) How to make a dog sound like a cat,

 

 

(A) Thirty hours in a deep freze then pass it through a table saw.........EEEEOOWWWW!!!

 

YMMV. Do not try this at home I am a trained professional.

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Thanks for asking, those are great questions. Here you go.

 

(Q) How to make a cat sound like a dog?

 

 

(A) Douse it with gasoline then touch a match to it.......... WOOF!!!

 

 

(Q) How to make a dog sound like a cat,

 

 

(A) Thirty hours in a deep freze then pass it through a table saw.........EEEEOOWWWW!!!

 

YMMV. Do not try this at home I am a trained professional.

 

 

 

a professional what? lol. whats the job title for that. and where do i apply?

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