liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 You know your getting old when the check out lady at the grocery store tells you your only $45 in purchases before you get your free turkey coupon, and you are excited about it. True story. I'm that guy! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brickfield mfg 86 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 There were no remotes. Then when it was introduced it was called a "Clicker" for a reason. You could take the dog's chain, shake it front of the tv, and the channels would change... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conscript 99 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Damn you guys ARE old. Good thing the zombie outbreak should hit in a year or 2, saves me from the boxer/leg dribble Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) Deleted. Edited November 6, 2013 by Sim_Player Quote Link to post Share on other sites
avnate 335 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 There were no remotes. Then when it was introduced it was called a "Clicker" for a reason. I remember when the kids were the clicker. They are still good for getting a beer out of the fridge. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 You know you're getting old when you wish the pinups had hair, there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VanKiller 322 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 I noticed I tend to make the statement "Your girl is never gonna forget an old man kicked your ass" every now and then. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doug Hartley 526 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 You know you're getting old when the kid behind the pizza counter gives you the Senior discount and you didn't even ask for it! Doug Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mostholycerebus 415 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 30 year old woman are the new cuties because coeds look like babies. You aint lying. I remember the days when all i wanted was low-20's chicks, because the older women looked so old. Now those 20's girls look like scrawny kids, and I like a stacked 30's babe. Guess its a good thing I married one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes1968 1,638 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 You get a triple bypass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vulcan16 971 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 There were no remotes. Then when it was introduced it was called a "Clicker" for a reason. I remember when the kids were the clicker. They are still good for getting a beer out of the fridge. True..but now the kids are old enough to drink and you will be lucky if they didnt drink the last beer. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 you're not old enough yet if you're still thinking 'Kids" with no "Grand" in front of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 When you post a thread on a forum titled "You Know You're Getting Old When..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 There were no remotes. Then when it was introduced it was called a "Clicker" for a reason. I remember when the kids were the clicker. They are still good for getting a beer out of the fridge. Yeah then they move out, no more slaves dang nabbit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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