DLT 1,646 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 For me, it's a dish called "calabasita" which translates to "little squash". Basically, it's chicken and squash stew. Delicious, but deadly in about 1/2 hour to everyone around me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TapeWorm3 104 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 I eat a whole can of Cashews washed down with a quart of pineapple juice when I wish to invoke revenge on some one. It is lethal I had to pull over car and open all the doors once because it made me cry I could not see the road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arik 565 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Home made Kefir Home made Kefir and sour kraut Sour kraut, sausage and Wyerbacker Mery Monks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ben4345 123 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 I think it is MRE cheese. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makaveli913 22 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Burger king breakfast............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jpanzer 1,265 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Cheap beer. Oh, you said farts, not shits. My bad.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Smoke sausage fried in butter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poolingmyignorance 2,191 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 MetRx Bars/ shakes. I've made the dogs get up and leave the room. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remek 771 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Saurkraut and Cauliflower. Not together, but both individually. Nasty. Oh, and Mao. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOT 3,743 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) Baked beans. I don't eat many processed food and I don't get a lot of bad gas. Oh..... And venison. Edited November 27, 2013 by Yeoldetool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csspecs 1,987 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Ahh, subjects like this reminds me why I'm here.. We had a stink contest at work about six months ago (gotta love working with family), I won by a retching landslide. This was the mix.. Its very foul and lingering. garlic canned sardines liver sausage canned oysters oatmeal (increases gas volume) carrots/ Cabbage Bananas (adds a special funky bite that clings to upholstery) And milk, which with the oysters smells roughly like rotting flesh. Its so bad that it can actually be smelled while at a landfill. I will warn that this mix can unbalance you a lot. And possibly cause marital problems. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 If you ask my wife she would say everything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevinfreel 215 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Onion. Especially when carmalized. And fake eggs. Those are pretty bad. Ooooh the worst was Jerusalem artichoke and onions cooked together like home fries. I was more volatile than the Hindenburg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conscript 99 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 The flutter kick, ready? Move. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtwin 219 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 As for fast food (I don't eat too much of it) Burger King onion rings....guaranteed gross farts! As for my home cooked meals....my own Chili recipe! Mostly after day three of eating it! But godamn it tastes so good! Even then I need to pace myself....! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 This thread really stinks! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 When you say "the worst" are you talking about the essence of it's olfactory perception or it's audible frequency and decibel intensity? These can be either competing or complimentary modalities that lend themselves to interpretation based on the personal perspective of said flatulateer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Pork... I love pork, but when I eat it I can rip 10 second farts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernOne 203 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) The worst I ever had was one time I ate almost a quart of Breyers Vanilla ice cream. I farted and it bleached the back of my navy blue pants and made me gag so bad I threw up. Never again. Edited November 27, 2013 by SouthernOne Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted November 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 By worst I mean in smell. I fart all the time, but only certain foods bring out that acid like nose burning smell that can strip paint off the walls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 chorizo mexican sausage. Last week I fried up 2 pounds and had chorizo wraps with chesse. Ill tell you my co workers thought I was dying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sccritterkiller 473 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Sushi lunch followed by hot wings and beer for dinner. With that combo the wife makes me sleep in the spare bedroom. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dashowdy 141 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 papa johns and orange juice, I can run a mile sharting my ass off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kresk 10,063 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 When you say "the worst" are you talking about the essence of it's olfactory perception or it's audible frequency and decibel intensity? These can be either competing or complimentary modalities that lend themselves to interpretation based on the personal perspective of said flatulateer. Set your ass on the side of a metal bathtub and fart. It acts like a megaphone! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remek 771 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 HA! I have IBS, which I have learned to manage, but when I first got it, it got way out of control several times. I was in a nice restaurant with my later-to-be wife once. It came on quick, and I figured it'd be okay to let one loose, because there was noise from the attached bar. I let it loose, and the bench seat I was on acted like a sound board. The whole damn place heard about 10 second long fart! The server entering the room turned and left! I swear that thing was loud enough to shake the building. I was a little embarrased, but shit happens, and so do farts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salmonking 149 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Definitely the maple sausage MRE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Voltia 375 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Back when I just ate junk food, multiple meals of pizza would make it horrible. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Adrenaline 5 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Boiled eggs washed down with beer are a deadly combo for me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Fartworst????? Bratwurst 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtwin 219 Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Fartworst????? Bratwurst OOH good point! Every year for the last few years, the wife and I go to our towns Oktoberfest and after a day of German beer and brats....some nasty smells come from my ass! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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