ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) http://www. shotgunblasters. com Check out the uber, mall ninja, tacti'cool shotguns this guy builds... Most are way over the top. Be sure to open the page on your favorite builds and check out the specifications for each one. And don't miss the Zombie Killing section with its function over design hand weapons. I will say that the opening pic on the Kick Ass Gear section is pretty sweet... Nice Ass! Edited March 31, 2014 by ChileRelleno Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beefcakeb99 572 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 They certainly are over the top with excessive lights, and bayonets and flare. Nice couple s12s but some not even converted. Lots of Bolton tho! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BpS12 512 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) Amazing what can be done when you combine lots of cheap plastic bits with a couple good quality bits, looks wise. Wouldn't trust much of it. And definitely over the top, even for me, lol. Edited March 31, 2014 by BpS12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Painful to look at. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Can you imagine how much some of these monstrosities weigh, and how front heavy/off balance? Ya just know that some mall ninja somewhere thinks he found the Holy Grail of uber tacti'cool shotguns. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) Im sorry but im so ignorant that i dont understand how a pump shotgun with push button tactical lights(dual mind you with no pressure switches) is useful?!?!?!?! Please inform Edited March 31, 2014 by Chevyman097 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 The tripod mount is a good idea. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 My assumption would be that the photos are some form of a joke? No gunsmith involved, no machinist, not even a hack who pretends to be a real gunsmith. It's just accessories added to nice weapons. The website throws a lot of words out like tactical, police, military but at least they throw in zombies for fun. I sure hope it's a joke. I'd kinda feel sorry for someone who believed an accessories business would make it without any real talent or skilled trade. Thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) The tripod mount is a good idea. I saw that too and was wondering if that was for the photo shoot or if it was meant to be an ersatz pintle mount. The latter wouldn't make much sense, but neither did anything else. Even though I own one of those goofy, little bayonets, I definitely would not consider putting it on anything larger than a pistol. Even then...no more than two. Shoot, that website is so Web 1.0, it makes my gifs spin. Edited March 31, 2014 by DrThunder88 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 The kindest thing I can say is that you could look at it as a kind of gaudy art form. Kind of like an Andy Worhol abomination. But if this is at all meant to be serious then the joke is on whoever buys this shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 What a bunch of shit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Heck, I think it's hilarious, and enjoyed the good laugh this morning! Betcha $10 some of these show up in video games in the next year or less! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Heck, I think it's hilarious, and enjoyed the good laugh this morning! Betcha $10 some of these show up in video games in the next year or less! Or on here. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 no class & cheap chinese parts 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
breid1970 327 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Im sorry but im so ignorant that i dont understand how a pump shotgun with push button tactical lights(dual mind you with no pressure switches) is useful?!?!?!?! Please inform My 590 has a tri-rail on the forearm so I mounted a small pelican tactical pushbutton light which works very well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 when the gun is fired do the blades spin to make a salad? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chevyman097 2,579 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Im sorry but im so ignorant that i dont understand how a pump shotgun with push button tactical lights(dual mind you with no pressure switches) is useful?!?!?!?! Please inform My 590 has a tri-rail on the forearm so I mounted a small pelican tactical pushbutton light which works very well. ok but these shotguns have lights mounted on the front of them not on the forearm lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Mall ninja A few other names come to mind as well jim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigChongus 765 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 I'm also digging the craptastic plastic clamps on all the mag extensions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 When your HD shottie is so heavy that you get e hernia lifting it, and the the intruder whoops yo ass - does that make it TACTICRUEL? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
breid1970 327 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Do these shotties come with unlimited talk and text? What about a data plan? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) It needs a set of back up lights for the rear Those knifes don't look like they could puncture a wet jellyfish. Edited April 1, 2014 by SHOTGUN MESSIAH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whatmanual 44 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 I'd rather carry more ammo. Thanks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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