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http://gawker.com/topless-florida-woman-wrecks-mcdonalds-pauses-to-guzzl-1560811384?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

 

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"A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

Employees posted the uncensored security footage to LiveLeak later that night, along with their running commentary.

"This woman is my new role model," one of them says.

And why not? Florida Woman doesn't play by the rules. She engages on her own terms. She puts her hand under the ice cream dispenser of life and drinks deeply of everything it has to offer, and then grabs a handful of fries for the road."

 

 

My guess is they forgot her fries at the drive through.

 

 

 

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They are a little crazy in ST. Pete.

Probably bath salts or krokodil

 

Both are very popular around here. Krokodil is coming from the islands since the drugs its made from are still over the counter drugs there.

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They are a little crazy in ST. Pete.

Probably bath salts or krokodil

 

Both are very popular around here. Krokodil is coming from the islands since the drugs its made from are still over the counter drugs there.

Then we can watch her flesh rot off. Cool!

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I see that with 20 comments the conversation is now labeled as "hot."  Ironically, the woman in the video remains painfully unattractive.

 

Be honest now..... a lot of us would hit that (nice juggs at least).

If we could just get her to hold still.

 

It would probably only cost you a six piece McNugget meal to get a soft serve ice cream BJ.

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She's likely bipolar and was in a manic state when this went down in Mickey D's.  Risky sex or offers, running around naked, in non-stop hyper mode, irrational behavior, and not on drugs or alcohol = mental illness.

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So this happened because a Mickey D employee turned down a blow job in the parking lot. Was he expecting a better job offer? greedy.gif 

 

Just goes to show you... never turn down a BJ.

 

McD's better put that in the employee handbook now too.

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