nlacy 692 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 http://gawker.com/topless-florida-woman-wrecks-mcdonalds-pauses-to-guzzl-1560811384?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow From the Article: "A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine. Employees posted the uncensored security footage to LiveLeak later that night, along with their running commentary. "This woman is my new role model," one of them says. And why not? Florida Woman doesn't play by the rules. She engages on her own terms. She puts her hand under the ice cream dispenser of life and drinks deeply of everything it has to offer, and then grabs a handful of fries for the road." My guess is they forgot her fries at the drive through. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtwin 219 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 WTF.....That is funny as hell! And disgusting at the same time! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayofruin 425 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Lmao! I wonder what she was on... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutjoe 276 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Lmao! I wonder what she was on... And the dosage.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Maybe she knows what happened to ol' Leo! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 A few fries short of a Happy Meal for sure! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Its best to lay off the meth. That was funny. I wonder how much the damage set her back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum4u 125 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Well she seems right up my alley. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csspecs 1,987 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 They are a little crazy in ST. Pete. Probably bath salts or krokodil Both are very popular around here. Krokodil is coming from the islands since the drugs its made from are still over the counter drugs there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Well she seems right up my alley. At least we know she's a cheap date. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rastamanila 313 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 What Was Her Beef?....Bwahahahahahaha! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akastormi 617 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I needed that! LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 this is why I still say I'm going to make a fortune with "hooker-&-a-pizza.com" you'd go broke with stripper and a big mac. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) Why do I never see really good looking women do this in these types of videos? Edited April 9, 2014 by yakdung 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Hopkins 1,065 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 now that is what I call a woman who's having a bad PMS day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Looks more like a bad PCP day than PMS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 They got her order wrong 1 time too many! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Hopkins 1,065 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) Looks more like a bad PCP day than PMS like there is a difference between the 2? Edited April 9, 2014 by Matthew Hopkins 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 They are a little crazy in ST. Pete. Probably bath salts or krokodil Both are very popular around here. Krokodil is coming from the islands since the drugs its made from are still over the counter drugs there. Then we can watch her flesh rot off. Cool! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XdamagedX 248 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 the kind of girl you take home to 'ma 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I see that with 20 comments the conversation is now labeled as "hot." Ironically, the woman in the video remains painfully unattractive. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I see that with 20 comments the conversation is now labeled as "hot." Ironically, the woman in the video remains painfully unattractive. Be honest now..... a lot of us would hit that (nice juggs at least). If we could just get her to hold still. It would probably only cost you a six piece McNugget meal to get a soft serve ice cream BJ. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I wouldn't let my hound mount her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Hopkins 1,065 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Be honest now..... a lot of us would hit that (nice juggs at least). I'd hit it, once I get on it will probably be like riding a bucking bronco. hope I can last 10 seconds Edited April 10, 2014 by Matthew Hopkins 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I guess fries didn't come with that shake... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yakdung 2,926 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Update: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/25193993/2014/04/08/topless-womans-videotaped-fast-food-rampage-is-internet-hit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 So this happened because a Mickey D employee turned down a blow job in the parking lot. Was he expecting a better job offer? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 10,360 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 She's likely bipolar and was in a manic state when this went down in Mickey D's. Risky sex or offers, running around naked, in non-stop hyper mode, irrational behavior, and not on drugs or alcohol = mental illness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 So this happened because a Mickey D employee turned down a blow job in the parking lot. Was he expecting a better job offer? Just goes to show you... never turn down a BJ. McD's better put that in the employee handbook now too. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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