storm6490 2,768 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-hidden-in-vagina-576432 Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina! As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 When I worked in corrections They showed us some xrays of this same gun and a handcuff key inside someones ass. They also showed us how an inmate can get out of cuffs with a comb if they arent double locked. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum4u 125 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I can stick my whole fist in the girls vag down the street. 38 special. No problem 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beefcakeb99 572 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Haha thats about 15 minutes away from me and I saw this on the news earlier lol. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 I'm glad they found the gun lickity split. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
D.C.MORRISON 494 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Maybe it's just me. But the spur looks like it would really hurt. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 If she could shoot from down there, I'd be impressed...and disturbed. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Good to see there was no AVD ( accidental vaginal discharge ) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 I know women who could probably stash a S&W 629 .44mag Dirty Harry special up in there!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Introduction of contraband into a Penile facility. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 If she could shoot from down there, I'd be impressed...and disturbed. Perhaps she could finger BANG it if it has a hair trigger. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum4u 125 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Give her a cock and she's ready to blow 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I will never never hear another pussy fart again without thinking that a gun has been drawn. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XdamagedX 248 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 this-thread-is GREAT! lolololol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 beats caboose carry.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I have one of those pistols But mine dont smell like salmon I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun Stainless steel 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Crotch rocket 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 yeah...if it was mine I don't think I'd want it back. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I'm not buying any story about this was some kind of mix up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 There once was a girl from Nantucket She told the local police they could suck it Good lord were they suprized To find her twat was weaponised Sheriff said grab yer ankles whilst I pluck it Dallas Archer is her name The girl who has no shame Reach not between her thighs Or risk one between yer eyes You see, this pussy's not for you Because it holds a twenty two And THAT is the girl from Nantucket 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 E.A. Poe, please stand aside. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun Yep, the gun oil is going to taste terrible getting the pussy stink off. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sdustin 578 Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 There once was a girl from Nantucket She told the local police they could suck it Good lord were they suprized To find her twat was weaponised Sheriff said grab yer ankles whilst I pluck it Dallas Archer is her name The girl who has no shame Reach not between her thighs Or risk one between yer eyes You see, this pussy's not for you Because it holds a twenty two And THAT is the girl from Nantucket Fucking priceless 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun Yep, the gun oil is going to taste terrible getting the pussy stink off. Gag Did you look at the mug shot? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun Yep, the gun oil is going to taste terrible getting the pussy stink off. Gag Did you look at the mug shot? What.... so she's having a bad hair day. She's only 19 though, so too young for me. Then again, she is legal..... and it is Tennessee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun Yep, the gun oil is going to taste terrible getting the pussy stink off. Gag:osama: Did you look at the mug shot? What.... so she's having a bad hair day. She's only 19 though, so too young for me. Then again, she is legal..... and it is Tennessee. That's the spirit Spartacus. Turn em upside down and they're all sisters. After all, mug shots are never glamorous right? Edited April 27, 2014 by Long Shot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm6490 2,768 Posted April 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 The owner of the pistol was very interested in getting it back. "needs to be bleached" Awesome conversation piece! Son, this one was stolen from me. Never leave a gun in your car. It ended up in the cunt of a cunt. She went away for a long time and I got my pistol back. Smell the hand grips. Smells like cunt! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ms33837 33 Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Does this mean she has a "sixcooter" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Good to see there was no AVD ( accidental vaginal discharge ) We do not know that. We only know the re was no accidental WEAPONS discharge... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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