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When I worked in corrections They showed us some xrays of this same gun and a handcuff key inside someones ass. They also showed us how an inmate can get out of cuffs with a comb if they arent double locked.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket

 

She told the local police they could suck it

 

Good lord were they suprized

 

To find her twat was weaponised

 

Sheriff said grab yer ankles whilst I pluck it

 

Dallas Archer is her name

 

The girl who has no shame

 

Reach not between her thighs

 

Or risk one between yer eyes

 

You see, this pussy's not for you

 

Because it holds a twenty two

 

And THAT is the girl from Nantucket

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There once was a girl from Nantucket

 

She told the local police they could suck it

 

Good lord were they suprized

 

To find her twat was weaponised

 

Sheriff said grab yer ankles whilst I pluck it

 

Dallas Archer is her name

 

The girl who has no shame

 

Reach not between her thighs

 

Or risk one between yer eyes

 

You see, this pussy's not for you

 

Because it holds a twenty two

 

And THAT is the girl from Nantucket

Fucking priceless

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I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun

 

 

Yep, the gun oil is going to taste terrible getting the pussy stink off.

 

Gag025.gif

 

Did you look at the mug shot?

 

 

What.... so she's having a bad hair day.

 

She's only 19 though, so too young for me.

Then again, she is legal..... and it is Tennessee.

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I hope her pussy-stink don't rust the gun

 

 

Yep, the gun oil is going to taste terrible getting the pussy stink off.

Gag:osama:

 

Did you look at the mug shot?

What.... so she's having a bad hair day.

 

She's only 19 though, so too young for me.

Then again, she is legal..... and it is Tennessee.

That's the spirit Spartacus. Turn em upside down and they're all sisters.

 

After all, mug shots are never glamorous right?

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The owner of the pistol was very interested in getting it back. "needs to be bleached"

 

Awesome conversation piece!

 

Son, this one was stolen from me. Never leave a gun in your car. It ended up in the cunt of a cunt. She went away for a long time and I got my pistol back. Smell the hand grips. Smells like cunt!

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