Spartacus 1,619 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Woman files lawsuit over sex toy ordinance in Sandy SpringsNo dildo for you! http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/16/Woman-files-lawsuit-over-sex-toy-ordinance-in-Sandy-Springs/5401400257413/?spt=sec&or=on?spt=nil&d=p You go girl! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Yeah but why does she need one? Gaddis take of that no problemo............. Edited May 19, 2014 by Dad2142Dad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 So if she gets pulled over in her town and has a dildo under her car seat, does she have to prove she has a prescription or go to jail? I bet this woman would demand a jury trial and force the prosecutor to display the contraband in court. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wonder if they have signs in schools and public places saying "dildo free zone"? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wonder if they have signs in schools and public places saying "dildo free zone"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I think I better stay outta this thread. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Where's Gaddis 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pjj342 632 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Where's Gaddis Im baiting him in..... Edited May 20, 2014 by Boomsick42 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebuns1 4,323 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Maybe they'll send the ICE unit to investigate illegal sex toys? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liberty -r- death 1,445 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh the humanity 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 and I'm sure Obama is heavily arming what ever agency this is that pursues this type of thing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 So I guess to have a legitimate reason to have a sex toy means that there will be a mandatory registration act coming? Or are we talking about only hardcore toys, like anal plugs? Could we have an Anal Assualt Sex Toy ban in works? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Butt plugs are more bondage gear, so obuttfucker would approve! He wants us all in bondage! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 THEY CAN HAVE MY DILDO WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD....... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cguiro 29 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 You gotta be kidding me. I wonder if there is a shipping ban to this area! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Wait 'til Bloomberg gets started on this.... No dildos over 7 inches! No 32oz bottles of lube! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'm sure ban compliant dildos and buttplugs are in the works. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Where's Gaddis Im baiting him in..... Heh, I'm behaving now. After all, if I was invited over to Makc's house, I wouldn't walk in and just start waving my pecker around (or would I? ). Jesus, what where they hosting that video on, an Amiga 500? Wait 'til Bloomberg gets started on this.... No dildos over 7 inches! No 32oz bottles of lube! She just got to know what she's doing. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sim_Player 1,939 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) Making your own toys is not against the law (unless they explode). It was a zoning issue, not possession. Edited May 21, 2014 by Sim_Player Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DrThunder88 912 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 This is about a sex toy ordinance, not sex toy ordnance! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeAK 337 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 This is about a sex toy ordinance, not sex toy ordnance! But.... Think of the children! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Only trained professionals should have access to sex toys. This includes porn stars, hookers and anyone who worked for Bill Clinton. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mancat 2,368 Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 here, now everyone is happy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Kinky...but I don't want to know what it shoots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 So is getting caught with a gerbil the same as getting caught with an auto sear? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 So is getting caught with a gerbil the same as getting caught with an auto sear? Only if it's an illegally-imported Russian gerbil! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLT 1,646 Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Can you form 1 a dildo? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 There should only be one sex toy law: No sales of USED dildos!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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