HateTheSnow 29 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 This has to be one of the funniest things I have read in about a decade. It's a bit long but if you ever wondered about the origins of the mall ninja, read on. Be warned though, I just about spit coffee all over my monitor while reading through this. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ Enjoy, FLTF3 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 LMAO! "I wear special boots to climb walls" I almost fell off my chair when I read that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spacehog 2,218 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) I am in tears!!! My two favorite quotes: "We were previuosly restricted to .38’s and two Mossberg 500’s with less leathel rounds in them, but when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us, due to the factt that the nepheew(who will remain nameless to rpevent a scandal) was saved by us using weapons better than our issue setup, so now we have good funding for gear for our jobs, and we needed to find relaible SMG’s, but the HK’s just wouldn’t cut it." AND: "BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. It’s when you practice it daily, like yourself, that you become a homosexual." Saved the virginity of the mayor's.............Nephew!!......at the mall!!! Still laughing!! The only virginity that is safe, is this guys! Too Funny!!!! Edited August 27, 2014 by Spacehog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TapeWorm3 104 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 "BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. It’s when you practice it daily, like yourself, that you become a homosexual." It only takes sucking one cock to be forever known as a cocksucker! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pimpmastak76 21 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 This might just be the funniest damn thing I've ever read. It's probably just me, but in my mind, I read all of Gecko45's and SPECOPS's quotes in the voice of the nerd character from Robot Chicken. It just seemed to fit perfectly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,184 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 LOL!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Eagle 839 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Ah, the days of Gecko45, Specops.....and GUNKID. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Ahh the classics. Hard to imagine those guys were serious. Either way it's funny shite. Another future clasic is the ar15 asault rock from eBay Q&A. http://www.texasguntalk.com/forums/off-topic-chat/40849-ebay-removes-listing-cavemans-assault-rock-ar15.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ben4345 123 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 WOWLOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Gecko45 shall forever be a legend in his own mind. I doubt he will EVER live down the shame of being the top Mall Ninja/SpecOps wannabe. Hell, he's probably teaching the advanced classes at Coronado by now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
read_the_wall 614 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 that was great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,184 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 you DO KNOW gecko45 is a member HERE... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spacehog 2,218 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Dang...you pegged me Indy. Now let me tell you why HK MP5s suck...and do you by chance have a nephew who's life, and possible virginity I might save? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 you DO KNOW gecko45 is a member HERE... ...and I give a shit why? Bring it. I don't use AirSoft. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Padrooga 55 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 (edited) ...special....boots....mayor's nephew's virginity...real CQB... oh my god, nearly laughed coffee and oatmeal out of my nose. I'll have to finish this later when I can grab a hot chocolate and sit by the fireplace. Edited August 29, 2014 by Padrooga Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndyArms 10,184 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 you DO KNOW gecko45 is a member HERE... ...and I give a shit why? Bring it. I don't use AirSoft. Just to point out that back in the day he trolled HERE as well... That was all... Found it AMUSING... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HateTheSnow 29 Posted August 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Just to point out that back in the day he trolled HERE as well... That was all... Found it AMUSING... OMFG, that jackass was actually serious!? I thought (or perhaps hoped) this was the work of a couple of pranksters with nothing to do after work, and not some never-be that dreamed about tazing teenagers who took too many free samples at Hickory Farms. Either way, reading through their tirade was a perfect end to a really stressful week. For the history buffs, here's a couple of suspected Gecko45 sightings the forum search dug up. It seems the really good ones have been purged...damn, the fun could have continued. http://forum.saiga-12.com/index.php?/topic/25563-max-range-of-762x39/&do=findComment&comment=226563 http://forum.saiga-12.com/index.php?/topic/38301-emp-effect-on-eotech-aimpoint-trijicon/&do=findComment&comment=343022 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 This oughta get stickied in the joke section! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DavidJones 0 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 LOL OMG, that shit had me in tears. Sure made my day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra1 391 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Hilarious! I have to wonder if the OP was actually just pulling everyone's leg though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Hilarious! I have to wonder if the OP was actually just pulling everyone's leg though. It's hard to imagine gecko45 and SpecOps could possibly be for real. On the other hand all you need to do is go to just about any gun show and you can find a couple of guys that absolutely fit the profile. What is for sure, it's pure comedy gold either way. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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