yakdung 2,926 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I simply do not know what to say about this one: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2014/10/06/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-on-advice-her-mother-roots-begin-growing/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Damn, I was just thinking about having some potato chips Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Note to self, never trust fries from Columbia 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JESS1344 508 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 GUYS, Afflicted by sharp abdominal pain, and terrified by what seemed to be budding stems sticking out, Diana Martinez sought the medical help of a woman nurse. TALK ABOUT "FERTILE MYRTLE".....SHE CAN GROW SPUDS IN THAT THING......... AA, HAVING SOME FISH STICKS WITH THEM CHIPS? JESS1344 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Nemo 882 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Want fries with that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Shot 1,287 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Could ya BOX that up for later please. My wife told me a story about her idiot sister from when they were little girls. Her sister was never the sharpest tool in the shed. She was about 7 years old. One day she was complaining about a headache. Her mom noticed she had an unusual pungent odor. A week or so earlier she had stuck a bean up her noose and it sprouted. She was embarrassed to tell any one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) "Eyed" hit that! Edited October 14, 2014 by Spartacus 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james lambert 3,059 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 It does show the intellect and education level of the people flooding across our southern border. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Do fries come with that shake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan 2,343 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 It only works as a contraceptive if you tell the guy you have a potato in your pussy, at which time he runs out the door. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Gives new meaning to the phrase "tastes like chicken". Potatoes and fish, Mom used to serve creamed codfish over baked potato on Fridays. Soft on the outside, hard and crunchy on the inside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big John! 2,062 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 It only works as a contraceptive if you tell the guy you have a potato in your pussy, at which time he runs out the door. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BB1980 71 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Who wants to play find the tater? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Much better, I can see now 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arik 565 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 "She took me outside and asked me to come with her to her house before her mom came back, [she said] that she needed to ask me something that only I could hear,” ---- Aaaand now the whole world knows! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VR762Shooter 838 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 "She took me outside and asked me to come with her to her house before her mom came back, [she said] that she needed to ask me something that only I could hear,” ---- Aaaand now the whole world knows! If you only read that part of the whole story you'd think it was a pedophile story. Toss a van with "Free Candy" on the side of it and it's an ABC after-school movie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
misterT 174 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I wonder if she has something to do with comedian Ron Whites alias "tater salad" ....and now I call it my tater masher! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ktcm7271 999 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Fish and chips! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Chips that smell like fish! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JESS1344 508 Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 GUYS, I'D LAUGH MY ASS OFF IF HER FIRST KID CAME OUT HOLDING A FRENCH FRY IN EACH HAND! JESS1344 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunman1 1,753 Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 GUYS, I'D LAUGH MY ASS OFF IF HER FIRST KID CAME OUT HOLDING A FRENCH FRY IN EACH HAND! JESS1344 They call me tater salad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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