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Afflicted by sharp abdominal pain, and terrified by what seemed to be budding stems sticking out, Diana Martinez sought the medical help of a woman nurse. 

 

  TALK ABOUT "FERTILE MYRTLE".....SHE CAN GROW SPUDS IN THAT THING.........

 

 AA, HAVING SOME FISH STICKS WITH THEM CHIPS?haha.gif 

 

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Could ya BOX that up for later please.

 

My wife told me a story about her idiot sister from when they were little girls. Her sister was never the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

She was about 7 years old. One day she was complaining about a headache. Her mom noticed she had an unusual pungent odor.

 

A week or so earlier she had stuck a bean up her noose and it sprouted. She was embarrassed to tell any one

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"She took me outside and asked me to come with her to her house before her mom came back, [she said] that she needed to ask me something that only I could hear,”  ---- Aaaand now the whole world knows! 

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"She took me outside and asked me to come with her to her house before her mom came back, [she said] that she needed to ask me something that only I could hear,”  ---- Aaaand now the whole world knows! 

 

If you only read that part of the whole story you'd think it was a pedophile story. Toss a van with "Free Candy" on the side of it and it's an ABC after-school movie

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