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White House Drone Crash Described as a U.S. Worker’s Drunken Lark


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GUYS,

   OOOOOOPSIE!!

 
   DRUNKDRONING (DID I JUST COME UP WITH THE TITLE FOR A NEW CFR?)))
 
   YOU KNOW, YOU COULD SURE FUCK UP SOMEONES GARDEN PARTY IF YOU HAD ONE OF THESE THINGS BIG ENOUGH TO PACK A DOWNWARD-FACING CLAYMORE (OR TWO, OR THREE), AND AUTOROTATED IT IN, QUIETLY, SET TO GO WITH AN ANEROID OR PROXIMITY FUSE, AND GUIDED TO THE TARGET BY GPS.
 
   INSTEAD OF FIRE-AND-FORGET; FLY-AND-FORGET...............
 
   JUS' SAYIN'.
 
   FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AND GROUNDS: UNIFORMED SECRET SERVICE EVERY 50YDS ON THE PERIMETER AND ALSO ON THE ROOF, ARMED WITH RED-DOTTED SAIGA SHOTGUNS WITH 3" MAGNUM  # 6 SHOT IN 20RND DRUMS.
 
YEAH, THAT'S A PARTY!!
 
   JESS1344
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