Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/surveymonkey-ceo-died-of-head-trauma-in-exercise-accident/ar-BBjaVDI Seems to be a trend here 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 No witnesses? Nobody else around in the exercise room? Funny how those evil treadmills get away with murder so often. I'm glad the one in my house has behaved itself for so many years. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 If only Harry had been on a treadmill......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wasrNwarpaint 184 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) we need a new Bill outlawing treadmills ...........if it only saves just one life.............. edit: Im in a bad mood democraps just fucked us in Oregon an hour ago and passed gun registration, loaning a gun to my brother in law that I share property & livestock with is a transfer & requires a background check between us & then again when the gun is returned. bloody brilliant ya? Edited May 5, 2015 by wasrNwarpaint 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDeko 792 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 That treadmill has too much black plastic! Why do civilians need treadmills that look like military equipment? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 we need a new Bill outlawing treadmills ...........if it only saves just one life.............. edit: Im in a bad mood democraps just fucked us in Oregon an hour ago and passed gun registration, loaning a gun to my brother in law that I share property & livestock with is a transfer & requires a background check between us & then again when the gun is returned. bloody brilliant ya? Damn, time to be an FFL in oregoneyourgunsare 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunfun 3,931 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 The exercise equipment that beat up Harry Reid was a hero. (even though it was really his sleazy drunken brother or something.) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDeko 792 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 And why does your treadmill need multiple speeds? What do you plan to do with it? Selective intensity treadmills should be outlawed! All you need are "on" and "off". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
XD45 7,124 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Maximum Overdrive is real! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronin38 2,117 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 The resort released a statement saying it did NOT happen on their property. They say he was not a registered guest and was not there. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HB of CJ 1,263 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Pool of blood. A severe blow to the back of the head. Alone in a big gym at a big resort. Sounds kinda like Vince Foster whose wound defied gravity and all of that pesky stuff. Maybe we are so close to some sort of end game that the bad guys can come out of the closet and be less sneaky? Or could it be another case of bad media ... again? HB of CJ (old coot) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 I wonder who he pissed off? Follow the money, I suppose. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nlacy 692 Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 one of the many reasons I don't exercise. That shit will kill ya. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 Exercise is what happens when I walk to the kitchen to make another Captain and Coke. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDeko 792 Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 My job is exercise, getting paid to work out is even pretty rough. Will be excited when I fit into my high school jeans again though [and can pay for fun gun stuff with job money]. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
semper299 284 Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 My exercise equipment behaves just fine. I tell it to sit quietly in a room and collect dust and it does. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunfun 3,931 Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 I used to have work which was better than any gym. Work toned>Gym buff, IMO. But now I have office soft, so I'd take either. Just getting muscle back from what I lost after the fractured vertebra will probably take another year or two. Now I need to either find someone who will work out with me regularly or do something like a martial art which is exercise and fun enough to motivate me to attend. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDeko 792 Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 I wish that my work-exercise was inside though I must admit, I like being ghostly white and trying to stay fair whilst loading cars and grabbing carts is pretty tough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) I wish that my work-exercise was inside though I must admit, I like being ghostly white and trying to stay fair whilst loading cars and grabbing carts is pretty tough. White greasepaint makeup will do the job. Edited May 11, 2015 by patriot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDeko 792 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 i'll hope SPF 70, long sleeve shirts and a silly-large straw hat does the job whilst also not getting me fired. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I wish that my work-exercise was inside though I must admit, I like being ghostly white and trying to stay fair whilst loading cars and grabbing carts is pretty tough. White greasepaint makeup will do the job. Years ago a buddy of mine threw great back yard barn parties, it was always a good mix of ages and types of people. Lots of people showed up after their restaurant/bar shifts etc. usually lots of young single women to leer at. One party he and I were warned ahead of time by our wives that some goth girl was going to be there soon and we should be polite. He and I just looked at each other and smiled. "Yes dear" we both responded. So goth girl gets there and as she's making the rounds, I wait until she gets to within earshot of our group, and I ask.... "So who's the dead chic?" The women were shocked, wife elbowed me, guys laughing.... good times. What.... like we're going to let that goth shit slide? The white greasepaint makeup reference made me think of that. Man am I glad that silly fad is gone. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I recently got back into GREAT shape! Trenching in the utilities by hand with a pick and shovel, in this Texas dirt (that shit is harder than a wedding dick!) Damned hard to accidentally kill yourself with a pick and shovel. Maybe we should start a "natural" health club - no dangerous machinery, just honest sweat outdoors with non polluting hand tools. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I hear you GOB! Just refinished our deck, Got all of our vegetable beds planted, Power washed and repainted the garage and now I'm on to the front porch paint and repairs and repainting all the shudders. Who the fuck needs exercise equipment? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I wish that my work-exercise was inside though I must admit, I like being ghostly white and trying to stay fair whilst loading cars and grabbing carts is pretty tough. White greasepaint makeup will do the job. Years ago a buddy of mine threw great back yard barn parties, it was always a good mix of ages and types of people. Lots of people showed up after their restaurant/bar shifts etc. usually lots of young single women to leer at. One party he and I were warned ahead of time by our wives that some goth girl was going to be there soon and we should be polite. He and I just looked at each other and smiled. "Yes dear" we both responded. So goth girl gets there and as she's making the rounds, I wait until she gets to within earshot of our group, and I ask.... "So who's the dead chic?" The women were shocked, wife elbowed me, guys laughing.... good times. What.... like we're going to let that goth shit slide? The white greasepaint makeup reference made me think of that. Man am I glad that silly fad is gone. It's not gone. I see those dumb fucks at the mall in Hagerstown. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
saltydecimator 482 Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 So Ya got those folks who wanna cling on forever up there no matter their mental status, then Ya got this guy who has one lil run in (haha not intended but excellent) with a treadmill and he wants to quit. I think america needs to encourage more spending on gym equipment !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 We need to take the MOTORS off of the exercise equipment, and replace them with GENERATORS! If we turn all the fat in America into electricity, we will not need to burn oil or coal ! Make all the basement dwellers generate the electricity to power their Alien! Make the price of pork chops 2KWH! You guys got any more 'good ideas'? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 (edited) Yeah, put the Tour de France on generator bikes and line up the electric chairs...... Edited May 13, 2015 by Dad2142Dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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