ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/ Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an AlligatorEVERGLADES CITY, Florida – People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level. Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.” Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard. The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.” “It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.” Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved. Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over. Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge. The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtwin 219 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I laughed , I cried, I shook my head in disbelief........I don't know what the fuck to say about this! Just fucking wow! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spartacus 1,619 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forsaken352 235 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 What the hell....? “It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen". Yeah, ya think?! Well, I'm born and raised Floridian, and I've never seen or heard anything remotely similar to this. Hopefully it'll be "Bubba's" turn to "teach the old guy a lesson" now. I don't understand this line from the article, either. "People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.". Parrots? Really? I just don't understand... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 and the Darwin award goes too……………… well………….Darwin There is a reason it's called the Darwin award. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6500rpm 670 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I don't know if the guys in jail would want to kick his ass or be VERY AFRAID. "What you in for boy"...ahh, I Fucked an Alligator... . And the liberals want to know why we own guns! 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csspecs 1,987 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Wow, That is messed up.................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) "The alligator will be released back into the wild" So I guess in about 6 months we can expect to see one of these crawling around again. This in not the first time someone tapped them some alligator pussy…. Edited July 15, 2015 by SHOTGUN MESSIAH 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
evlblkwpnz 3,418 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Back when we were kids a friend of mine caught the weird kid in the neighborhood fucking mud in the creek. Dude didn't stop and he said something to the effect of "Come on Lee. Try it. It's warm.... feels good". That same guy ended up a registered sexual predator and got that title from raping a woman that was well into her 60s. So, as you can imagine, some old dude getting it with an alligator while dirty talking it is no surprise to me. The further South you go in Florida, the crazier it is. And of course, we have Corrine Brown too. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted July 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I don't know if the guys in jail would want to kick his ass or be VERY AFRAID. "What you in for boy"...ahh, I Fucked an Alligator... . And the liberals want to know why we own guns! I laughed and laughed hard... Thanks. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk451 2,230 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Words fail... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Only gator I would consider. Age limit too. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUN MESIAH 855 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) gonna get me some gator tail... Edited July 15, 2015 by SHOTGUN MESSIAH 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forsaken352 235 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 gonna get me some gator tail... I can only imagine what words you typed into your search engine to result in such images being displayed on your computer screen. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 7,071 Posted July 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 FSU hires Darwin to demoralize Gaytors during halftime show. The crowd thought it was gator wrestling at first. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
siminov 164 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 So messed up.... but the way this country is headed they'll be married in 10 years.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Gaddis 1,689 Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Wonder if the gator tail smelled like fish? Is it just me, but if his hair was a bit whiter, he could pass for some of the George Carlin pictures I've seen? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magsite20 1,664 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 hell even Bill never thought of that, as far as we know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sjgusmc21 850 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) I didn't know whether to laugh or just sit there and stare at my computer screen when I read this. Just wow. We have nothing on coachroaches. The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks. OMG. Just wow. How about we tie him up and let the gator have its way with him? Edited July 16, 2015 by sjgusmc21 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Nah, that would just piss him off even more. He'd probably start sodomizing the males, unless he tried an alligator blowjob. I'd like to see that televised. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lumberman 116 Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 There was a guy in Northwest Indiana with a fondness for dogs and chickens. Perhaps someone can hook them up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KennyFSU 249 Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 As a Floridian..... That's hot. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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