XD45 7,124 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Doing this from my phone so I hope it works. Marginally nsfw. https://youtu.be/TpHagyl_VZs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pyzik 597 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 80 meters? Someone was really trying to hide it from their ol' lady! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 those mushrooms take about 15 years into a marriage to start growing.. they are normally found under beds and often found with a free bucket of lube and a XXX DVD sampler. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartbreaker 1,085 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) So it was stored deep in a wet dark hole? If it was a guy, would that make it a shiitake mushroom? Edited August 3, 2015 by Heartbreaker 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 those mushrooms take about 15 years into a marriage to start growing.. they are normally found under beds and often found with a free with a bucket of lube and a XXX DVD sampler.You sure it's 15? Pretty certain it's 12. Now this variety grows soon after marriage. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 those mushrooms take about 15 years into a marriage to start growing.. they are normally found under beds and often found with a free with a bucket of lube and a XXX DVD sampler.You sure it's 15? Pretty certain it's 12. Now this variety grows soon after marriage. also comes with a free bucket of lube and a sampler DVD... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) Did the guy who lost it turn it sideways before f**king it (taking into account that old Military rumor that Asian pussies grow sideways)? I also wonder if the guy sang "Me so horny" as he poked it? Maybe Dennis Rodman lost it on his way to North Korea? Edited August 3, 2015 by Gaddis 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patriot 7,197 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Maybe Dennis Rodman lost it on his way to North Korea? ...or brought it back as a gift from that little butterball Kimmy. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dad2142Dad 6,559 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Michelle? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernaut 11,054 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 wait... didn't Obama just leave China a while back? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sobrenegade 795 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Charlene and Darlene. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G O B 3,516 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Well.....FUCK it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David Mark 2,452 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 I bet that mushroom would go great with mussels. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaddis 1,689 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Maybe Dennis Rodman lost it on his way to North Korea? ...or brought it back as a gift from that little butterball Kimmy. Kim says hole in mushroom "too beaucoup." Of course it might be "too beaucoup" for Dennis too. Michelle? Michelle's would have a rough patch of skin in it where the foreskin was clipped. Or so I heard somewhere. I bet that mushroom would go great with mussels. BostonBayMussels.png There was a bunch of young ladies going wild for a plate of them when I was last at Olive Garden. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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